Gloucester Saint

Never mind the Horlicks

They have such a stunning and varied natural environment which they’ve destroyed through pure greed. Pumped their kids full of lead, plutonium, arsenic, cadmium, made their lakes sterile and rivers ignite, and they wonder why they end up with MAGA, serial killers, gun massacres etc.

Thankfully not our problem. His agent, family and Tyler cashed in and glad they did frankly as we’d be in even worse trouble without that fee received.

Hmmm Ryan Manning, I can see the problem there…

Shittiest goalkeeper even seen at SFC in living memory = Gavin Bazunu Shittiest outfield player ever seen at SFC in living memory = Damion Downs. Cheers for that SR.

It’s still astonishing even with a 40% relegation reduction for a goalkeeper who can’t save shots, catch, claim his area, communicate or just fill the goal a little bit. His distribution isn’t particularly notable either. Astonishing, if LD’s source is correct, is an understatement. Someone was seriously alcohol dependent when they offered that contract up.

Good Grief 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ralph handled it. Two divisions higher but that is never a guarantee of winning.

I like very much this new version of Alfie. He’s had the moustache but getting the RAF directness out in him now. I like his bombs aimed at SR’s dams.

He’s had plenty of practice from Rasmus. Or he will take a lead from Spors and just not bother.

But conceded a 10th. Sounded like a cannabis arrest then.. Max Alleyne, ex-SFC Academy and son of the legendary Gloucestershire CCC Mark got their first.

60 seconds to miss a penalty.

Does the fat bear defecate in the woods? Is the Pope a Catholic?

Is that a variation on a TED Talk but where it sends you to sleep?

Sorry for your loss Lard and sounds like a great father to me.

Great to hear, needed to happen last season but the fans have eventually caught up with what is being done to their club. Our away following has always had far more fibre than the home.

Just got back from being out and about including food shopping - sounds like first half was a decent display but the usual second half implosion has happened?

People knock Robbie Savage and he was a dick as a player but built a good side which they’ve improved on with John Rooney and doing a good job at Forest Green. John Rooney is a far better manager than his brother going by what I’ve seen today!

Simple pleasures - go to local pubs every other week as love cask ale but only for a pint or two. Missus loves eating out as a treat but we keep it to a monthly treat. Beer festivals I attend and sometimes work at. Walking is free in the Cotswold Hills, Severn Estuary, Forest of Dean, Shropshire Hills, Black Mountains and Brecon Beacons bar the petrol to get there. TV - Now TV for the darts, cricket (summer), rugby and football. Will watch the odd Gloucester Rugby or Worcestershire CCC game in person. Netflix, Amazon Prime and Apple TV. Much cheaper than the cinema. Phone is iPhone 7 - it works. Clothes - I buy too many but mainly Scott & Lyle, Crew, Lacoste (when on offer), Joe Browns and work shirts from Brooke Taverner. Also Jenson Samuel if we get to go to Yorkshire. Renovating a house in the Cotswolds eats a lot of money but key to pension pot.

TBF, watching Bazunu, THB, Wood, Stephens and Manning passing to each other 50 million times as is as horrific as anything Alfred Hitchcock could’ve devised.

Great to see rare cross-party consensus on eliminating the vile paedophilia imported from America https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c99kn52nx9do

It’s a political assassination - let’s call it out for what it is. Any liberal, you don’t even need to be an active Democrat, could be next.

If both of their keepers break their legs on an icy pitch, I’d offer him a free transfer in time for the game down there to rejoin his spiritual home.

Which would be wonderful - question is who would be a buyer? Perhaps as a PL 3rd/4th choice and u23 filler if a big club genuinely thinks they can coach him in the basics. They can’t make him 3 inches taller though nor a natural goalkeeper aka Peter Shilton who wasn’t a giant either.

All true but neither does it extinguish S-Clarke’s point that summer 2024 was an appalling transfer window for a newly promoted club.