Challenger

For every successful foreign player we've had, it feels like we're had ten duds.

So excited by this iam going to celebrate with a kebab, a pint of Efes and Fatima from Derby Road.

Keep if we go up, it would be absolutely callous to get rid if he achieved that. Fail to go up? Then providing he learns from the mistakes of this season, ditches the crab football ( to the extreme extent he favours), studies the opposition more and adapts better in play, play his best team in their correct positions and develop some sort of plan B, then I would keep him for a while. Neither of these scenarios look likely to happen though.

Stoke is inland, Southampton is a seaport, you know sailors, dockworkers and we're never quite sure whats come in on the last tide. Best be a bit more careful on your next visit mate.

Get him involved in the playoffs and we're guaranteed promotion then. But we both know it wont happen one way or another.

Our " style" of play won't suit him anyway, can't see him getting much of the ball unless it's in our own box.

Fast forward a season and imagine this inbred giving it large after Pompey do the double over us. With this shite, fake football it's really going to happen.

Honest question Ladbrokes have just offered you a free bet on your two mentioned scenarios, £1000 if you're correct. Where do you put the money?

Yeah, a little taste of SR's vision, Martin's management nous and next season's team. Exciting isn't it.

Taught us something ? Indeed buy cheap buy twice springs to mind, but SR don't seem to learn.

Is it true that SFC are thinking of sponsoring the Italian tank section at Bovington as their tanks only went backwards ?

There won't be much constipation with this bunch of lightweights when they run out at Fratton Park next season. Quite the opposite I'd imagine.

It really is fake football of the first order.

If anyone thinks these owners, this manager, this brittle team and this " style" of football is going to progress the club, they are absolutely deluded.

Russ pulling out all the stops to get him back for the playoffs incase he's required for any penalties.

We have far different owners these days, unfortunately.

So convinced this bloke will not promote this team,I will personally present him with a bunch of flowers, naked ,in the center circle prior to our first game back in the Prem if wrong .

Relax, it's not going to happen. Need an upgrade on these very, very naive owners and work down from them through the coaching staff and ultimately to the players as there's a glaring deficiency throughout.

Wouldn't be very good at chess, would he ?

This has been an unaddressed problem all season. Happens far too much to be " bad luck".

Better to feed the cow. Keep it's arse functioning efficiently .

Indeed, but let's wait and see how it pans out when it matters.

Our defence is too porous to do any of them over two legs.

Totally agree, however how do you know that a lesson HAS been learnt ?

Second half lethargy and dubious subs would be a good platform to start with. Actually the lethargy has started this half.