Challenger

Here's one for you,but far more subtle. Pregnant Irish girl phones home. Girl . Mudder I tink ma waters ave broke. Mum. Holy sweet mudder of jaysus, where you ringing from ? Girl . I'm wringing from me fanny to me fooking ankles !

Oh no, we've upset them with a few quotes about whippets, ferrets and pigeons. For a lot that always bat on on about being tough op north, they have very thin skins.

Yeah, let's stuff these know-it-all, ferret fiddlers.

Just rejoice and be grateful that our little club will play some part in the final English season of the greatest and most popular ever football manager.

We might sign that clinical finisher in the next window.

Great idea. Now the fleet is safely still bouyant, the answers to all these pictures can now be revealed for the benefit of us thickos.

Can't help thinking that the lack of a creditable target man is going to cost us this season, just as it did last.

Too late on both counts.

Not going to make the difference between getting an automatic promotion or the playoffs IMO.

Exactly, could have won comfortably with the first eleven, saved an extra game and still gave game time to some of the youngsters towards the end.

Waiting for Watford to go two up first.

Got a great Idea how to honour him between now and when he fucks off. Every time Liverpool are on tv, cut to his gurning mug every few seconds, unlike what they do at present.

Nasty, vindictive comments to make about a club of misfortune.😂

Never going to learn from this backpassing bollcks are they.

Of only these players were paid a decent, living wage they would not have to resort to stuff like this.

Maybe, I'm sure the cot will have all the details and can quickly update you.

Now someone dare come on here and say this forum isn't educational.

A photo of Westminster Abbey gets plastered on here and every other medieval building in the UK gets labelled as a clue. Jesus wept.

The CoT reminds me of a group of geeky school kids, one of which has found a 1970,s lads mag in his dad's shed. Just the chosen few are allowed to see the forbidden fruit that is portrayed within the sticky covers , while the rest of the class are cruelfully left out.

Indeed. I used to seeth at the antics of " Latin " national sides when playing against England years ago, now it's well ingrained in the domestic leagues. That said there was one or two home grown "actors" back then also.

There needs to be a serious reset in football regarding driving ( and other modern interpretations regarding offside) otherwise the " sport " will become a complete farce.

Apart from Wrexham no doubt.

Then I am sorry you cannot join, you have to be some sort of a fanny to qualify.

You could probably start with a labotomy.

We've do that on many occasions.