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We could have a Nutjob whipround. Steve could choose to spend it on other things and then we'd give him a payment plan.

Steve Grant?

Do you know any Freemasons?

Kelvin has the best save percentage in the Prem this season.

Guys, there is another thread running on goalkeeper situation. The summer was a long time ago, people had views etc. #WeMoveOn

Mick saying what we have been, he must therefore be a Scummer!

If any ever saw Escape To Victory and what's happened to the original goalie, would Gazzaniga take one for the team to allow us a loan? http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/m/man_city/8644269.stm

Wonder what out of contract keepers are in the black box?

1) Can we? 2) Should we? 3) Will we? For me 1 = Don't know 2 = Yes 3 = Doubtful

Somewhere down the A31 a Pole has just ****ed himself laughing.

Notice none of them from me. I am going for Mod of the year again.

I wouldn't be so sure.

Normally in these sort of situations I would encourage the oppressed group, in this case the gullible Pompey fans. To read Animal Farm to understand the reality of their plight. Unfortunately I fear the stupid ****s would simply rent the video version. Still it will bring back memories of their sisters for them.

Spare us the hilarity for now please, I suspect you are the only one that finds it funny. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Slugworth vs Barry from Eastenders Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I had heard (from the same person who told me that Bertrand was a done deal) that we were expecting to sign Toby and had budgeted for it. I am sure things can change, but I remain glass half full on him joining us for the long term. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

@PortuBall: Filip Djuricic, on loan at Southampton: "In my head I'm still a Benfica player. I don't want to leave the club without leaving footprints."

****ing hell that was hard work.

****ing hell!

This has got Palace mugging us written all over it.

Who would you play instead?

Would be nice to get back to winning ways. COYR

That is shocking

I happen to think you are a knob, so report away. any more trolling and it is an early bath.

Hoping we can get back on track today. Like the 3-5-2.