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Chelsea if any of those two. No way would he move up north. But I must say I am extremely sceptical of this rumour in the first place.

I would hope that the prices are imminent.

Well, it was the plan to redevelop the entire ground, but while they are outside of the premiership i'm guessing a few 'restricted view' seats will have to do.

What I don't like is the entire forced nature of it. It's not being run the entire way to London around the country, it's being ferried to bus to key locations. Including from just outside the centre of Winchester up worthy road to Kings' Worthy on the damn bus. Kings' Worthy to Winchester and back takes me, with my limited jogging ability 30 minutes. It's less then two miles from the Albion by the Railway Station to the Cart and Horses! And they are putting the torch on the bus for it! Idiocy.

A Manchester United supporting friend believes he is in talks with us. Tenuous as sources go, but hey.

I would make a case for FC Porto. Utterly dominant in the portuguese league in recent times, constantly competitive in Europe.

Colinjb likes this! Brown envelopes can't help you now you c*nt!

The team that finished third was the third team to go up. That's fair, even if the way they set about the task was utterly condescending to the other clubs in the league.

Filmed in Nottingham, meant to be Sheffield. As I understand it anyway.

ITV 2 and 3. Who actually watches these channels? There is no point to them.

Wages will be the deal breaker, even on the off chance they would think of coming here.

What are the odds on 2000 pages now I wonder!? haha! Let the Zombie club stagger on!!

Yes, every player that has ever played for a relegated team is useless, isn't he? Every single one.

24. Actually make it 25, a Mondeo is like an Audi, after all. 4 wheels.......

Y!y!y!

owts!!!!.....

By all means carry on.....

In which case we must be trailing a new 'keeper...

Only 63, that's younger then my mother, jesus.

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WTFILN - Who the f*ck is laughing now. MHIFOE - My hovercraft is full of eels.

You mean they heat the blades before jabbing them into your back now? Very kind of them, may even have a cauterising effect.

Blackpool to win. I at least respect how they play, Ian Holloway's sense of humour bypass a year or so ago no longer matters. I fancy a repeat of the 3-2 v Cardiff from two years ago.