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Harding yellow for fouling Chopra. I have a bad feeling about this.

B*llocks. Come on boys, rally now.

Cov 1-1 Palace. Cody McDonald! He's sh************te. Poor old Skates.

Lalalalalalalallana for Jack Cork. Shore it up Nige.

Then sadly I must depart!

I go for a cr*p and we score. I must do that more often.

That copper loves his job.

Still making chances. If it finishes 0-0 I will forgive all with a win on Saturday.

She has scary teeth.

WOOOOOOT Yes, You read that correctly. De Ridder coming on.

The Skates are therefore bottom of the league.

De Ridder for Guly. Ipswich don't like pace and movement.

Or for us..... :s And Van Persie converts Arse's pen.

Penalty to Arsenal. Chamberlain bursting into the box.

Surprise me. READING 1-0 UP V THE SKATES.

Would it be too much to ask for a lovely pair?

Another corner, our movement up front is really troubling them. It's just the final ball. Quite the opposite to saturday!

Tadanari Lee looking intelligent. 'Bending his runs.' Emmanuel Thomas again looking useful against us.

The players are coming out. Come on you reds!!!!

Ok, lets see if Pompeylass is right. Will I get banned for simply saying 'Hi.'

It was interesting trying to find as big a fireball as possible on Coventry, but after realising that would then involve atomising my cat, I decided against it as viable entertainment.

In fairness I just play it safe and lurk. I've no desire to wind anyone up I just want to see what the opinion is across the divide, I would rather not risk posting anything. But hey, if i'm now banned then so be it.

Cruel, but quite funny. Why are they so terrified of having their little bubble violated? Such dreadful paranoia.

In fairness, they don't get chance to post if they do declare themselves. Chicken/Egg etc.

Maybe it's a double bluff. Or maybe not, silly beggars.