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Four for Birmingham at Leeds. All by Nicola Zigic. Daft, sodding daft league. Another Saints corner.

'Lallana is making Saints tick.' That is always good news.

Another goal and we are back to the summit.

4 (FOUR) for Ipswich v Wham!?!?!

Cardiff's goalscorer is off.

It's end to end now. Sounds a stunning game. Puncheon off for Lee. He is being given a standing ovation, good.

Lambert slips in the box at just the wrong moment.

Every time I hear Miller's name my heart skips a beat. Lee is coming on for....... Connolly I would guess.

COME ON NOW SAINTS Build on this, banish the poor form.... take it to them. We CAN win this f**king league.

Come on Rickie..... Don't miss..... not this one. YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW it's a penaty!!!! Handball from lallana cross.

Corner, COME ON!!!!

Sounded as though it was great build up play.

Sh*t, No penalty.

I think we should go all Chris Nicholl on them Lallana ---- Lambert ----- Lee ------- Puncheon ------------ Cork ------ Hammond ------------ Fox -------- Fonte ----- Martin ----- Richardson ------------------ Davis ----------------------- They want to score? Fine, but just you wait........

Sounds as hough they have the better of our full-backs when they come forward. Trying to work it through the middle otherwise. Punch and Adam being used centrally, maybe trying to combat the more physical edge Cardiff have? Punch dragged shot into David Marshall...

No changes at half time. COME ON YOU SHOWER!!!!!!

Time to show our character. COYR's

F**K I get in, tune and and the first thing I hear "Goal for Cardiff." F**K F**K F**K

Right, I'm here, what have I missed? COYR's!?

You bad... bad man. That's genius!!!

Now where on earth are they going to deposit the money from any transfers. Oh, yes, into their frozen bank accounts..

True, but it means my second team has lost it's key striker. Oh well.

Well, the reporter said that 'they are not without a penny or two themselves.'

Yes, he really would be! (What a dreadful piece of mistaken identity that would be. )