Willo of Whiteley

ITS TIME TO GO AGAIN A FULLY ERECT AND DEFENSIVELY SOLID BACK FIVE THAT IS TOTALLY ABLE TO KEEP A CLEAN SHEET. ITS TONDA TIME

He really is a fucking plum isn’t he. His stats speak says it all, absolute rubbish. Stats mean jack shit if you don’t win the game. Imagine the reaction if we finish 22nd but our XG is 5.0 every match and possession is +75%.

Has the wombat done his defensive press conference yet?

The Dell bar replacing the ticket office. A low bar of success admittedly (no pun intended).

This is where journos, reporters and fans need to do their role in holding people to account, ask the difficult questions etc

Bump 🤣

Six points off the relegation zone and ten off of the play off places. We’re massive! Pompey won. Sheffield United played a half with nine men, watch their weakened team beat us midweek. 😂

Sign him up 😂

Guys, remember: ”Squad building is an art that only becomes clear at the end”.

2-1 defeat at home to Hull I’m going to continue this weekly until something changes.

They can leave now. Again.

WE WON THE SECOND HALF LADS! FUCK YEAH, ITS TONDA TIME

Performance means absolute jack shit if you don’t win

What’s the atmosphere like? Apart from humourous?

Just seen the HT score! WOW! FUCKING WOW! 2-0 TO HULL! ALL HAIL TONDA’s DEFENSIVE WALL! #ITSTONDATIMEBITCHES

Just seen the score! YAY 1-0! FIVE AT THE BACK ITS TONDA TIME BITCHES!!!

Fabrice - where are you?

Part of the “inner core”. The “untouchables”. The “ones who run the club”. (I’m being sarcastic but I’m sure some will take it as fact). 😂

By the sound of it - fuck all I’d expect nothing else from our fans. All that said, when we inevitably concede today, I’m sure the songs will start. I’m hoping for some chanting around the five at the back

Can you imagine a scenario where players were played in their proper positions… Nice, right… 🥲

FUVE AT THE BACK, TONDA TIME CONTINUES!!!

It’ll get toxic very quickly when, not if, we concede.

There was never going to be one

BACK FIVE LADS! FUCK YEAH!

Almost as on point as the Saints players “we love Tonda” propaganda.