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I do like Beavers, Pussys and Camels toes - does that help?

Cripes how did I forget about pitchside advertising as well. Think I might have to go into hibernation.

Neil Shipperley or Razor Ruddock? LOL

Sleep Day getting to bed at 0700, up for Friday Brunch, then stood/sat on the beach in high 30's temps topping up the booze levels till 2am - what could possibly go wrong!!! Could take 106 days to recover!!

Bloody Hell ........ just renewed my Contact Details on The OS Ticketing Site and there is a Countdown Clock till the start of The New Season and it reads 107 Days FFS. God knows how many stupid rumours on Players Leaving, Manager Leaving, Club being Sold, New Players Coming, Ground being expanded, Season Ticket Prices, ST Payment Policy, Loyalty for ST Renewals, Half season Tickets, New Kit, Car Parking Charges etc etc This is going to be a LONG LONG close season. I'm getting withdrawal symptons already. HELP.

What made MLT's pens so good was that most hit the side netting first, out of reach of most keepers even if they went the right way.

Phew ..... looking at the headline I was worried That Jos had been arrested in a 'coffee shop' in Amsterdam!!

Oooops yes of course - I was thinking in Rest of The World Terms and forgot his salary of 30000 or whatever is per WEEK not per month (or even a year). Ha ha he has really gone up in my estimation for being such a drain on their non existant resources!!

Lets hope not. As mentioned elsewhere we don't want them getting any compensation do we.

Are you Richard Gere or Freddie Starr in Real Life

Maybe The Pompey Trust can use some of their Millions and get a mini me version using match sticks for their dump of a ground!!

Scouse to English translates a bit easier on the eye than the Guly Portugese to English Interview LOL. As Doddy said above - you just can't help liking him. Every Interview I've seen on TV/Saints Player or in newspapers, he comes across as somebody who genuinely loves the game and really appreciates everybody around him here that have helped nuture him into the player he is now. Arise Sir Rickie Of Lambert - Southampton's Goal Machine.

Meanwhile other clubs in other sports struggle on and pay their taxes ... http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/rugby-league/17828808 Salford chief executive Dave Tarry has told BBC Radio Manchester that the immediate future of the club is secure after paying an outstanding tax bill. It emerged in February that the Super League side owed a five-figure fee to HMRC, which has now been paid. "Times are tough in sport, as they are in many other walks of life," added Tarry. "In today's world, if you're not on your toes with the HMRC, they take action very quickly. The amount due was believed to be about 50000. - what's that 6 weeks pay for TBH? Shame HMRC haven't been as expeditious with the cheating fish fiddlers. What is the amount owed to HMRC by the scummy little toe rags?

I was just giving an example - well done 10 out of 10 for being the 1st to spot it

I miss all those emails promising me riches beyond my wildest dreams with wonderful Pigeon English grammar and spelling mistakes and good solid made up names.

Wigan and Bolton, plus any of Man U, Man C, Everton or Liverpool and they have to be in September between 4th and 20th whilst I'm back. All very easy reach from my house in Leigh. Actually scrap The Mancs and Liverpool prob wouldn't be able to get a ticket because of the glory hunters. Also need a weekend for a home game as well whilst visiting the folks. Wonder if we will change our mid weeks to Wed again and join most of the other PL teams.

You can console yourself with the thought that the club at 35 quid closer to signing Messi for next season

Anybody know what sort of season that Swiss (?) defender had who we had "signed sealed delivered" last season? It's gonna be a long hard silly mid season till the transfer window closes methinks!!

This can't happen - it will totally screw up the Match Day threads with the usual LOL's after the opposition have scored, easily getting confused with people thinking LOLO has scored. This sort have thing has to be stopped NOW. What next? - signing players called f**k, s**t, c**t and w**k. For the sanity of MatchDay Thread Posters nip this one in the bud staright away.

It was certainly a Mad Mad Mad Week - The match itself and all the pubs being granted after hour extensions, The Parade he Next Day and then quite possibly my favourite Dell Moment ever - Micky Channon's Testimonial. What a night!! I think quite a few people got very little done for a fair few days that week!! Happy Days. Not a Jester Wig or Foam Hand in sight (some face paint but no replica shirts) - how did we cope in those days, especially without message boards telling us how to behave / dress / sing etc

Cripes - Can it really be 36 years ago that we won the Fa Cup AND SOUTHAMPTON GO WILD The last 2 promotions and also the JPT before were great - but it still can't compäre to this day (week!!!) for me. Having said that of course financially what has happened over the last 2 seasons is far more important to the very existence of the club .... but as The Beatles once said "Money Can't Buy Love. RIP Bobby and Ted.

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/saints/news/9679468.Saints_heroes_land_a_trip_to_Vegas/ Enjoy your stalking LOL

'You will be the worst team ever in the Prem' 'You will be next seasons whipping boys' 'I'm looking forward to seeing you get thrashed every week' 'You are not ready for the Prem' 'Your players are not good enough'

Simple answer - don't pick them. Only pick players who actually want to represent England and wear the shirt with pride.

Always gives me a warm fuzzy feeling in the groin area !!