ericofarabia

I thought he'd only just left them - good way to get a pay rise!!

Hope it wasn't Jose Fonte's wife

Carrier Pigeons aren't as fast as they used to be!! About time those norvern monkeys in Burnley discovered Teh innernet and emails!!

Still prefer Mickey's Windmill.

I think he is worth 7 Million just for his name. J Rod sounds pretty cool to me ... and I can't wait to hear the songs that will be added to our mighty repetoire!! Another version of John B Sloop ahoy?

No mention of Johnno Quick going - poor lad must be devastated at not being named as an ex Scunny All Star!!

I know I'm talking to myself at the mo .... tsk a bit of sunshine and you all abandon your posts .... get back on here FFS .... but they had a drinks break earlier - how is the time calculated - added on at the end, or watches stopped like a time out? Crewe 2 up now, both scored by academy products. Hope they stuff the Skates next year - assuming they manage to stagger thru to the start of the season of course.

Chelyrnham have an ex skate Pack playing just got away with a nailed on pen challenge.

Crewe playing the Southampton way at times!! Much better viewing spectacle than y'days game for sure. Come on The Alex.

Are you Corp Ho in disguise .... have you been secretly meeting him every couple of weeks to keep him up to speed on this fred? LMFAO as per usual. Tks PS .... bed wetting nutjobs ... best ever reference of each and everyone of us on this mongboard

Pretty apt that the two teams who produced that pile of dog mess of a game also secured the bottom 2 places in The Eurovision Song Contest. LOL

Le Tiss took the Russia game seriously back in the day was motm and scored a hatrick - fat load of good that did him!!

Give it to Ronnie, Give it to Ronnie, On his HHHHHHHHHead On his HHHHHHHHHead.

Can't see another thread about it - presumably got brushed aside with the ST news. http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/9720353.Nigel_s_Swiss_role/ Hopefully it will set us up nicely to start the season running like we did last year.

Chainrai, or Balu as he likes to be called, My man in the Pompey shirt said: "Balu refused to take a haircut on his investment. He plans to sell players, buy cheaper ones and run the business on its bare necessities." http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=TcglnY_xGfc

RIP. Don't think many people wore formal shirts in there though ..... maybe that's why it had to shut down!!

Ha ha .... beat me to it .... oooh look I've come 2nd again ... easy ladies, sorry to disappoint you but I'm married. Quite topical ....... Bayern Munich are being called the greatest most considerate lovers of all time ..... On top for 120 minutes and still came 2nd. Actually thinking about it, these foreigners are showing us a thing or two about stamina and self control ...... the title actually belongs to Barca ..... 180 minutes on top and coming 2nd. No wonder why those Chelsea players had big smiles on their faces Ha Ha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6DzO6iaUYU&feature=player_detailpage No wonder Palace weren't focused at Stamford Bridge in 76 - that had other semi's on their minds!!! Warning does contain some Boobage. NSFW

Peter Crouch and Jan Koller?

Didn't watch the game, but christ almighty just looking at the stats how on earth did they do it!! Possession - Bayern 55% Chelsea 45% Shots - Bayern 34 and 20 Corners ....... scored 1 goal Shots - Chelsea 9 and 1 Corner .... scored 1 goal. Looking back at the 2 Barca games - a similar story. Possession Barca 70% & 73% Chelsea 30% & 27% !!!!!!!!!! Shots and corners over the 2 games ... Barca 48 shots and 19 corners. Chelsea 11 shots and 2 corners. No way could anybody say Chelsea were the better team in any of those games ... but it's their name on The Cup. Crap opposition finishing or defensive resilience at its best?

He will be introduced as The New Manager ...... Nige is off to Scouse land. completely made up FACT

This could be the new Jester Wig or Foam Finger - (but in Red and White)...... I've just ordered 35000 ready for out 1st home PL game.

As much as I wanted BFS to fail - end of the day fair do's over the course of the season they deserved it. Also a bit of a shame seeing so many empty seats in the Blackpool section. I bet we play WHU away whilst I'm back in Sept (instead of an easy 1 1/2 hr journey for me from Leigh).

I'm sure they could make room for him in The Club's Laundry or Typing department.

I think this means that Michael Owen is a shoe in now to keep the Medical Team occupied