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His first opposition that week was "sharing" his Chinese Food with some Fish Fiddlers who were slagging him off in a Chinese restaurant

Ha ha .... more chance of Saints winning than sunshine in Manchester in August FFS!!

Hey Reg my boy - long time!! Surely the 3 at the front in the Jester Wigs are nailed on Saints Fans!!

Say how glad you are that you are on the bus / in the building and you'll do fine. Mention that you are more of a lallana than a Johnno quick type team player and drop a hint as to how well Johnno quick did last year compared to AL. Also any quotes from The Art of War or whatever it was will do you no harm either.

Which product do you find best for removing your Match Day Face Paint

I expect Newcastle, Arsenal, Man U and Liverpool were all pretty confident of playing Wigan in the run in last season .. they all lost!! Also, Chelsea needed a blatantly off side equaliser and a 92 min winner to win. As we should very well know from days gone by - teams at the bottom can put up one hell of a fight.

His Interview just up on Saints Player suggests he is definitely looking forward to it and drop big hints that there will be more arrivals before the start of the season. Brimming with confidence and relishing the challenge ahead. He is looking even more sun tanned than ever and was grinning like a dog with two dicks.

Pah - I thought it was going to be a load of posts by Manc Bed Wetters expecting their great unbeaten run to go down the pan against us because they haven't spent a quadzillion pounds on new players.

Why does the word plastic spring to mind? I'd rather see the Wigan game.

Hopefully their pre season will be a bit disjointed with players in The Euros and a busier than normal Hollywood style schedule of meet and greets etc to show off the silver ware and drum up more corporate interest etc ahead of the start of the season .... and playing newly promoted cannon fodder .... think a sneaky tenner on a draw and a another on a win might be in order!! (plus 50p on 4-0 to them!!)

Before a ball has even been kicked .... I'm hoping you just forgot the smileys

Really!! In that case expect the rules to be re written overnight by Platini and Seeping Fanny Batter just in case!!

I wonder if Bompey are relishing the thought of visiting Notarf Krap as they were SMS

If two or more teams are equal on points on completion of the group matches, the following criteria are applied to determine the rankings: a) Higher number of points obtained in the matches played between the teams in question; b) Superior goal difference resulting from the matches played between the teams in question; c) Higher number of goals scored in the matches played between the teams in question; d) If, after having applied criteria a) to c), two teams still have an equal ranking, criteria a) to c) are reapplied exclusively to the matches between the two teams in question to determine the final rankings of the two teams. If this procedure does not lead to a decision, criteria e) to i) apply in the order given; e) superior goal difference in all group matches; f) higher number of goals scored in all group matches; **g) position in the UEFA national team coefficient ranking system (see annex I, paragraph 1.2.2); h) fair play conduct of the teams (final tournament); i) drawing of lots" So if we lose 1-0 and France lose 3-1 .... we are tied with France for 2nd spot .... same GD, same Goals scored and conceded and drew our match with them so I'm guessing they are higher ranked then us so go through on that basis ----- pah gimmee a toss of a coin any day of the week.

Totally agree.

Yours .... or maybe your boyfriend's? I have to admit to that everytime i see \ hear the word "Facial" in Adverts for Beauty Salons and products I just can't help having a naughty schoolboy titter to myself. "Pearl Necklace" is another that i just can't stop having a quiet grin to myself when I hear it. Back on track I tend to use a good smothering of lard finished off with spray of camel p!ss.

Seems to be Blacklisted!!!

I'd rather not thanks.

Has he tried looking down the back of the sofa?

... and benefited from a few more BT goals as well ..... seems like a win win situation to me!!

Thus ensuring an incoming transfer fee instead of a freebie should the need arise.

Why did RH bother picking The Ox if all the play goes down the right hand side to those two piles of dog crap Johnson and Milner FFS.

at times i thought he was rehearsing for a gurning competition FFS

My earliest memory of a Boo boy victim was the folically challenged Jimmy Melia.