ericofarabia

Damning indictment of the game so far from City taters who had been looking forward to seeing Saints but have been disappointed in what they've seen except in short bursts. Seems like the scoreboards aren't switched on. Shyte 0-1 down 2 mins b4 HT

Another corner this time Hamster wide from same place - taters worried about their defending from dead ball situations..... Jos get yourself on the end of the next one please. Lala drifts in and whips in a shot just wide.

Good play by City results in a corner to them. Goal kick to us 35 mins gone not much threat from us. Corner to us now ... Guly header wide ... needs to hit the target from there.

Saints Player.

Forgot to mention - one of them sounds like he's got a peg on his nose and a ferret in his trousers !!!

Kelv takes out their attacker and gets booked - luckily going away from goal. Free kick comes to nowt. City taters whinging about being able to see the Saints players numbers on their shirts.

Another Lala effort just over .... come on Saints we can beat this turd.

I'm on the Tigers taters and they are full of praise for our attacking play. Oooh fryatt nearly scores shot across the face of the goal saved by Kelv for a corner.

And 12 points clear of 7th. Life's just one big sh!t sandwich.

Lala seeing plenty of the ball - which is a good sign after a couple of below par performances.

Peter Story Teller for services to The Takeover fred?

Assuming they are still in existence by then ... a chance to show the world that Good can triumph over evil. An overwhelming 5-1 (to outdo their 4-1) with the last 20 minutes played out to an empty (bar 3000 rejoicing Saints fans) Fratton Park with OWTSGMI echoing around the decaying cesspit, witnessed by a National and International audience would be rather nice.

It's right up there with in having the ability to make me crack out in a grin every time I see it!!!

LOL ... maybe it was a bit obscure but and not intentionally aimed at you, but all of us Anyway it looks like we have bigger fish to fry today to keep PFC123 and Ho occupied.

I'm still searching for the punchline Actually thought this might have been a Breaking News Headline and should have been on The Skatesmuff takeover fred.

Also keep an eye on your spelling or else PFC123 will be down on you like a ton of tuna.

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/842/themilton76.jpg/ Surely somebody with a bit of computer knowledge could make one up from this .... not sure where you stand on image rights etc though?

Wowzer .... what a fantastic chat up line ... do you want to come up for a glass of grapefruit juice .... freshly squeezed and you can drink it straight from the pump

My pre match warm up (as a spectator not player !!) normally involves about 4 pints of Bitter down the pub.

Very good and oh so true.

2 deflected goals .... be interesting to see if they were saveable before the deflections. At the end of the day we created eck all though so a 0-0 was the best we could have hoped for.

Are there any Shoot the Pompey Scum ones?

Glad you came clean with the admission

Did you make this discovery whilst scrubbing up for Maynard to suck em?

I think there was very much a tongue planted in cheek with that post.