Jonnyboy

Give him until the end of the season. Then see.

Win and all will be forgiven.

He's back! Edit - nuts.

Any decent streams?

Solent says weve only lost at home twice in the league 2016, Chelsea and Tottenham. Surely can't lose this.

That's OK, we've just got to win 4-0 tomorrow.

No you just suck.

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Yeah this season is very much back to business as usual. Chelsea and Liverpool are good again. And Leicester are rubbish in the league. The top 6 are just winning all their games and pulling away. The only consolation is manure might finish outside the top 4 again.

Well timed.

They have a great defence and we struggle to score. Draw would be a good result.

How do you know the celebrity deaths aren't compounding other sh*t things that have happened in people's lives? A tragic event that everyone can relate to can allow someone to vent their internal grief publicly without shame. Perhaps just as going to the footie and screaming "Guly you useless cvnt!" can help alleviate some of the stresses built up from other more serious aspects of peoples' lives.

Thanks whelk, thanks a lot.

What a weird photo. Have they been asked to wear a p*ss take of their home country or something?

2016 is a cracker eh?

Oh dear oh dear, one too many sherries old boy?

We've took in a million Polish in recent years. I wouldn't say they've caused significant social unrest. Likewise Ive never had harm done to me by women in burkas or other Muslims.

A friend of mine works closely with the homeless in London. He says that they are swamped with donations of food at this time of year and its frustrating that it's not spread round a bit more equally around the year

Fair point.

2016 can f*ck off

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How come these people keep leaving their passports and wallets at the scenes of the crimes?

Jeez get your own jokes.

Is that why he keeps getting sacked? What position are Palace again?

Are you Alan's agent or something?