Jonnyboy

To be fair Stoke have got all 10 men behind the ball.

VVD doesn't get enough goals.

Lovely play Saints.

Are you shooting a snuff movie?

Ridiculous amount of ads and when you go to full screen the picture goes red.

Hey I quite like the sound of this Ron Paul guy. I might vote for him. Campaign slogan: He's white but he's not a helmet.

How's the wife?

I'm only referring to Bliaright Verbal.

She's said give him another year. Seems fair enough.

Hold on, you said before Arsenal away you'd given up on football.

Nice to have a player who can score from outside the box. Not sure Pelle or Mane got many like that.

Any good streams in the house?

Why is Tatchell harassing Corbyn and not May?

If you'd rather vote May than Corbyn, please join the Tory party.

Leave Turkish alone please, he enjoys it and he can't help it.

Shame, very skillful player.

^ Not another bloody Mossad agent!

I like the hoses you get in Thailand for squirting your bum hole clean. Dries in no time out there too!

Take it this one has sold out?

Ouch.

Lol, your post before the Arsenal match.

Silver lining: at least we're not Swansea.

This season is all about the cups.

Any good streams?

All four please.