Don't worry Lou. You'll have learned now that Turkish, Griffo, This Charming Man, Patrick_Bateman and Sour Mash are all pretty much identikit EDL/UKIP fans and best ignored.
Only read if you are Goatboy:
Goatboy. You should definitely PM Lou. I can tell she is flirting with you. Ask her to come fishing with you. I reckon you'll definitely get your trout tickled! Trust me!
You have to bear in mind, 10 years ago many of us men were mere boy-men, very immature and easily excited. I can't speak for The Cat though but I believe he's in his thirties.