Yet another Bill Hicks quote:
Why don't you (to the women) want to do that (sucking cock) all the time? Acutally I had a woman at the last show go yeah have you ever tried it? I said yeah, almost broke my back. It's that one vertibrae I swear to god its that close. I think that vertibrae is going to be the thing to go in our next evolutionary step. Just a theory of mine and a verment (sp?) prayer...
and
Guys if you could blow yourself, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now. Watching an empty stage. I hope I don't seem shallow...