Jonnyboy

So they get a laugh either way, your a hit!

Ed Miliband has his appearance criticised all the time. But yes women are constantly objectified, unfortunately men love it. Take me for example, it is indelibly imprinted on my brain that you can do the splits.

You should host your own panel show: Dim Men.

I dunno, Jimmy Savile didnt seem to get bored of there being kids everywhere...

http://m.ft.com/cms/s/0/6bfcdc6e-a0b6-11e4-8ad8-00144feab7de.html "UKIP manifesto a series of bullet points."

Yeah but men get erections and can't walk properly when baps are out everywhere. Plus the Dave Lee Travis's of this world won't be able to help themselves with all that jiggling going on.

What if we finish 5th and Arsenal finish 3rd/4th and win the Champions League?

Yanks are strange.

Zorak was the mantis in Space Ghost if that helps.

OK. OK. Jeez. A vagina then.

Borax is for killing ants I think?

*fell off back of a crane*

I would.

I dunno, Im pretty convinced now that this "Lou" is actually a fella winding us up (seems too cool to have boobs).

? That's the one!

Hi Ian, I'd like them if Faz hasn't already...

Villa, Everton and QPR getting relegated would be fun.

Who's he been touching now?

Looks like just singles left now. Gah.

Is it all sold out already ffs?

It's going to be damn hard, all the other teams below us have good form too.

Finally a video which isn't some dripping wet indie hipster gibberish.

Lol at Gullit talking about Rickie when Lineker meant Paul.

Win all our home games and draw all our away and we're in the Champions League boys!

Happy days! Why did Newcastle sack Pards?