Jonnyboy

How about UNICEF?

She was immobilised in bed. Anyway, any female nurse who accused him would be sacked on the spot to protect the millions of donations to that ward.

I didn't realise you were a conspiracy nut SiP?

Hypo was very keen he be left in peace, RIP, etc...

But then you probably respect hulk hogan.

"Allah Akbar"

Bloody women love a bad boy, especially if he's funny. I'm a lovely polite chap and they all assume I be a bender.

So when your kid is 30 any crime he commits is morally your fault, lol.

you must be single at the mo. anyway isnt he Benedict Cumberbatch?

To be fair I did lol at Germany.

How long is the contract for? Is she gonna get sex traffic-ed?

So up until recently you've never used bogroll in your life? Eurgh dont shake Alpine's stink hands!

I heard Cortese had brought Jimmy Savile back to Benali's pad to enjoy cigars and fine wine. At some point in the evening a few drops were spilt on the carpet, sofa and curtains. There was also a funny smell that Franny couldnt get rid of the next day. Cortese's damage deposit cheque had bounced and he refused to buy some shake-and-vac or febreeze. To top it off he told Franny that his moustache looked sh$t, Le Tiss has a big conk and McMenemy smells of mothballs.

Anyone know how to share a video on FB with an android?

Champions League by May 2013.

Cos hes a skinhead innit, looks like a nutta!

How's Davis playing?

Pompey have created quite a few jobs in recent years...

Whenever I perve on Japanese girls I find generally they have weird legs, kinda fat with bulky ankles and knees. Just me?

Hold on, she's over 15 yeah?

^ Dont sell it to him, he's a div brain!

I prefer lessons with the freaky-eyed knockers girl. Where does she live?

? Wigley gets his ass kicked.