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Jonnyboy

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  1. Jonnyboy

    Homework

    what would churchill have said!?! probably something about communists
  2. Jonnyboy

    Homework

    or stay on their arse reading
  3. what a man of the people
  4. hmmm what about calling turkish "turdish" instead?
  5. Jonnyboy

    3dd

    i aint got a 3d monitor im afraid
  6. i cant better the one i did last year
  7. slacker
  8. stop reading the sun
  9. lovin it
  10. i hate anyone who posted on this thread
  11. Ha. Lol
  12. i think wikileaks is brilliant its what the internet is supposed to be for.
  13. Yes! Finally its snowing, and its laying too Looks like youve got the day off Smirker. Pub?
  14. thats alright you can go in sunday morning and catch up
  15. a child could see they were all lying, those mps on all sides knew, bloody half the schoolchildren in england went to march against it.
  16. square
  17. Why is southampton the only place without some proper snow?!! i want a day off FFS
  18. BRITAIN TRAPPED UNDER TWO FEET OF GLOBAL WARMING BULL**** 25-11-10 BRITAIN ground to a standstill today after the heaviest November global warming bull**** in more than a decade. This woman is now a leading climatologist Across the country thousands of people found themselves trapped in pubs by a relentless blizzard of tedious, predictable observations by the sort of people who post comments on the Daily Mail website. The Met Office said there was around 24 inches of dreary, ill-informed **** in most parts of the UK, while strong winds could cause bull**** drifts up to 40ft deep. Tom Logan, who is trapped in a pub in Stevenage, said: "I popped into the White Hart for a few triple vodkas before I went back to work and there was Geoff just sitting there. With his newspaper. "I could see it coming towards me like a huge, dark cloud full of utter ****ing **** about things that he does not even begin to understand. "It started with a flurry of statistics that simply aren't true and then the really heavy stuff came down - 'so why is it so cold?' and 'it's all a Marxist conspiracy' which was, of course, followed immediately by 'that Al Gore is a billionaire, you know'. "It stopped, very briefly, while he ordered another Guinness and then he just dumped this massive, disgusting comment about Africans right into the middle of my head. Thank God I wasn't driving." Dr Julian Cook, a senior research fellow at the Institute for Studies, said: "One of the nastier effects of the global warming debate is that a lot of people - Daily Mail readers, ****ers, that kind of thing - seem to think climate science is based on looking out the window. "So, over the next couple of days, if someone says to you 'I suppose this is so-called climate change?' just say 'yes, it ****ing is actually'." Meanwhile, Logan said he still hoped to dig himself out before sunset, adding: "At this time of year I always carry my ******** shovel and a pair of tennis rackets, but it will take me a while to get out of here because as you can see he is still going on and on and on and on. "If he even starts to say 'we could probably do with a bit of global warming' I am going to try and kill myself with this flare gun."
  19. this thread is pure homo kiss kiss boys
  20. shes going to die soon
  21. OI!, get your own username!!!
  22. you too? respect
  23. i raped delldays once but he cant remember it
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