Jonnyboy

Ha. Lol

i think wikileaks is brilliant its what the internet is supposed to be for.

Yes! Finally its snowing, and its laying too Looks like youve got the day off Smirker. Pub?

thats alright you can go in sunday morning and catch up

a child could see they were all lying, those mps on all sides knew, bloody half the schoolchildren in england went to march against it.

square

Why is southampton the only place without some proper snow?!! i want a day off FFS

BRITAIN TRAPPED UNDER TWO FEET OF GLOBAL WARMING BULL**** 25-11-10 BRITAIN ground to a standstill today after the heaviest November global warming bull**** in more than a decade. This woman is now a leading climatologist Across the country thousands of people found themselves trapped in pubs by a relentless blizzard of tedious, predictable observations by the sort of people who post comments on the Daily Mail website. The Met Office said there was around 24 inches of dreary, ill-informed **** in most parts of the UK, while strong winds could cause bull**** drifts up to 40ft deep. Tom Logan, who is trapped in a pub in Stevenage, said: "I popped into the White Hart for a few triple vodkas before I went back to work and there was Geoff just sitting there. With his newspaper. "I could see it coming towards me like a huge, dark cloud full of utter ****ing **** about things that he does not even begin to understand. "It started with a flurry of statistics that simply aren't true and then the really heavy stuff came down - 'so why is it so cold?' and 'it's all a Marxist conspiracy' which was, of course, followed immediately by 'that Al Gore is a billionaire, you know'. "It stopped, very briefly, while he ordered another Guinness and then he just dumped this massive, disgusting comment about Africans right into the middle of my head. Thank God I wasn't driving." Dr Julian Cook, a senior research fellow at the Institute for Studies, said: "One of the nastier effects of the global warming debate is that a lot of people - Daily Mail readers, ****ers, that kind of thing - seem to think climate science is based on looking out the window. "So, over the next couple of days, if someone says to you 'I suppose this is so-called climate change?' just say 'yes, it ****ing is actually'." Meanwhile, Logan said he still hoped to dig himself out before sunset, adding: "At this time of year I always carry my ******** shovel and a pair of tennis rackets, but it will take me a while to get out of here because as you can see he is still going on and on and on and on. "If he even starts to say 'we could probably do with a bit of global warming' I am going to try and kill myself with this flare gun."

this thread is pure homo kiss kiss boys

shes going to die soon

OI!, get your own username!!!

you too? respect

i raped delldays once but he cant remember it

*hugs*

No point, Im sure Id lose to someone who probably ejaculates over his scratch free motor's bonnet in the comfort of his own garage.

and you are the definition of an arsehole

cant believe all the hype about holmes being the replacement for puncheon, his injury record speaks for itself, he should never have been signed.

you work there?

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/britain-trapped-under-two-feet-of-global-warming-bull****-201011253286/

i want this in my life

i was surprised to hear dave cam at pms questions saying that more people who fought in the falklands had killed themselves afterwards then had actually died fighting!

ive learned we have some educated people on this forum tonight *doffs cap*

and no i wouldnt cos im not an arsehole

and youve never made a mistake in your life are you delldays?

if you ever spill my pint and cause me to lose 10p of its value, im gonna take you to the cleaners