Jonnyboy

I know I keep saying it but I wish we had the 2014 Saints team heading down Fratton on Tuesday night.

It does beg the question of what is the point of signing Danso?

Very lucky Cedric

Lol

Left back

Come on lads we can still draw this?

Our defence is so g*sh.

"Nigel Farage walks into a pub and says, “I'll have a pint of beer please.” The barman pours a pint, then throws it all over Farage. “What did you do that for?” says Farage, drenched to the skin. 'Because you're in a metaphor which illustrates the stupidity of asking for something but not stipulating how you fecking wanted it delivered, you frog-faced sniveling cant!' “But I'm still thirsty, so I want a pint -- this time in a glass!” says Farage. 'You can't ask again!' said the barman. “Why not?” sniveled Farage. 'Democracy.' says the barman."

Why bring yourself into the conversation?

Sharp sent off

Like he did against the two Prime Ministers he's already seen off? (Not to mention 90% of the mainstream media and all the Bairite MPs).

I had to lol when I could hear the Sheff Utd fans singing "VAR is f*ckin sh#t"

Depends. Are they being delivered by Hurricane or Lancaster?

Did he chase her round the Common with a speeded up camera?

The last five years everything I've read from him sounds perfectly sensible. It's not a communist revolution to suggest profitable large businesses could pay a £500 dividend to their workers annually or that fat cat CEOS not receive millions in bonuses, especially when their companies have failed. Even renationalisation of the railways isn't that radical, it happened to one franchise fairly recently.

Also one of Trevor and Simon

R u alright hun?

Half of all leave voters? So about 15% of total eligible voters.

Craig David didn't go to KES!

https://www.ft.com/content/36a01cd8-ceed-11e9-99a4-b5ded7a7fe3f

I think it's mean to say that Tyrone mings.

So has MO gone now?

Nah, can't see Rees-Mogg slouching on that.

He made some poor police cadet stand to attention behind him in the sun for over an hour and they fainted.

Corbyn must have the record for most defeats inflicted on a sitting government of any opposition leader in history.