Pat from Poole

Or possibly we need to sell players before we can get Piroe. Leeds will presumably have cash available following their takeover.

But we invested it wisely. We signed Redmond as his replacement. Oh.

Grimes seems to me to be completely crucial to the Rustyball way of playing, in his quarterback-type role.

Better if Perraud doesn’t recover from his injury for a while. When Perraud is fit, no idea. I really like Perraud, but fear he is on the “to be sold” list….

And Sheffield United, who appear to have a minimal transfer budget for a promoted club.

It’s obscene, but I don’t think it’s quite that much.

Go on. Make my day even worse. How much?

Surely Semmens acted purely in self-interest in pushing through the Sport Republic takeover. Any number of alternative buyers may well have wanted rid of him from Day 1, which would obviously play a part in his motivation in recommending a buyer to the Gao family.

Aye. And he signed Onuachu for Genk…..

The Danish chap Jess Thorup will tick an awful lot of Ankersen’s boxes in his spreadsheet. We have crossed paths with him before, and it didn’t end well for us….

Isn’t he off to Everton?

What’s Das Bost up to?

Mara is crap, and Orsic is the new Neil McCann. HTH.

Give us Lucas Moura in exchange and it’s a deal.

Leave Martin alone. He is going to have to go to Newcastle on Tuesday when he could have been with his family. So inconsiderate to criticise him.

Only just realised that the window closes on the same night as Newcastle away. Not ideal.

Saintsy. Manji still posting tosh on here after all these years, I see.

Seconded.

It was nothing like £30m. Madness if you think that was an excellent decision. If you hadn’t noticed, we are bottom of the League….

I am going to hope we already have a striker signing sorted and are waiting to announce it, and this is why we didn’t get Ings. But I fear this will be a forlorn hope. I’d be happy with either Antonio or Chris Wood though….

He’s a class act, KWP. Would be a big loss to us; he’s been a superb signing. Loved his blatant foul on Zaha near the end yesterday; took a yellow card for the team.

And there we are. Move on to the next one.

“To the island”. Is he signing for Portsmouth?

If and only if the £ strengthens against the Euro in the next few days, so that it doesn’t cost us so much.

That’s genuinely hilarious 😂😂😂