Pat from Poole

Yeah, what I heard on the radio was nonsense. Apologies.

Just heard that while the transfer window SLAMS SHUT at 7pm for the Prem, it actually SLAMS SHUT at 11pm for the EFL. So another 4 hours of excitement. I knew it was worth getting relegated. Edit - might be wrong about that actually.....

Rumour of Bristol City…..

Players rumoured to be leaving tomorrow: Edozie Aribo Smallbone Flynn Downes Damion Downs Charlie Taylor Harwood Bellis James Bree HR will be busy tomorrow, one suspects…….

You absolute clown.

Wonder whether Brentford floated the idea of a part-exchange involving Dibling or Fernandes. They could do with some new attacking players.

More bloody smokescreens, FFS…..

Very interesting. And let me guess, is Ankersen a shareholder in Unique Sports Group?

I hope Will Still can advise who the smokescreen is, as there seem to be about 15 on the go at the moment.

Olise? I fear not. He signed for Bayern Munich last year 😂

If Palace do want Dibling, they must surely have one (or more) player who would be of use to us on a part-ex, who would struggle to get much of a look-in with them.

If we were going to sign the Armenian wouldn’t we need to sign two Armenians? I know people say Southampton is a cosmopolitan city, but he is surely going to need an Imants Bledelis / Kleber Chala type to pick the colours out of the snooker table pockets when he’s on a decent-sized break (?).

He sounds a bit like a cheap version of Tom Fellows (who is also quite tall).

Damn these You Tube videos. I am never watching another one, having been wowed by seeing Quarshie run 80 yards in 2 seconds. Nowhere did it show that he couldn't control a ball or pass it 3 yards to a colleague.

Clearly we must have upset City last season in getting our magnificent 12th point.

I thought we were getting a RB in on loan (?).

How do you know?

Sadly alas this is true. Paying over £10 million to (skint) Bordeaux for Sekou Mara was the height of philanthropy.

How do you know?

Didn’t Juve piss us about with Alcaraz? Balls to them.

Good question. Seems to have gone rather quiet on that front.

Ipswich spent a lot last season though, didn't they??

The ex-Brighton guy? That’s too random to be made up…..

We bought him for £12 million, rising to £15 million with add-ons. More chance of us starting with Chloe Kelly up front against Wrexham than us making a profit on him. Chloe Kelly up front would be a bit novel, mind…..

Craig Mackail-Smith?????