Pancake

Already on that...

Stop using your sisters eye makeup then.

**** I missed it. Repeats?

Anyone bothered to download this (its huge). Is it as good as the original version from back in the day?

Andrew Davies

This. COB and proactive are excellent terms. Ones that annoy me are: "Meeting Facilitator" - no, you are the minute taker; "Solutioneering" - Just **** off; "Energize the meeting" - Stick a battery up your own arse.

An ENGLISH Passport you say? Not seen one of those before.

Crippled Black phoenix - 200 Tons of bad Luck. Awesome.

Run that one by me again.... finn-ance?

Who is the out of focus Saints fella next to Shearer in the yellow kit one?

How odd, my wife and I both said she looked like a ladyboy in the BBC2 show! Unlucky Durley.

Windows 7 users can use the built in screen cropping tool.

Whois is your friend: http://whois.domaintools.com/uggs-shop.com They be faux me laddie.

Tamper with brakes on his or her car.

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Probably something to do with the "All Saints Day" game and the dedications to those in it.

Those in glass houses....

So you want (just to check) the words in the texture, but on black?

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Cryin at this thread. Gold. Comedy gold.

"Aitch, or haitch"

Bloody Stephen Fry. This is, of course, incorrect. It's true for 'nickname', 'newt' and some others, but "orange" was a borrowed word in Old English from the Old French/Saxon "orenge". True the Old French "orenge" came form the Sanskrit "narangah", but eh leading 'n' was dropped way before any use in English.

Liz... mmmmmmmmm

It's defined in the OED as: "imaeg [pro: ihm-Ah-egg] A common typographical error for the English word "image", usually on internet forums. This 'typo' is usually noticed and pointed out by 'internet cuƞts' (see "troll")."