Pancake

But surely the kids are the teachers customers rather than their peers Ponty? The othr teachers would be the peers

Is this a Godwins?

That'll please certain factions.

Yep, official SaintsFC Twitter account.

http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10280~1818479,00.html

Saints have completed a loan move for 19 year-old Reading winger Michail Antonio.

according to Saints tweets

How many players will be be missing the weekend 'cause of the Internationals? I understand that Melis is called up to the England U21 squad, any others out at youth or senior level?

Mention of a possible penalty for Rosberg over going to fast under safety car? 25 second penalty if it is, hands more points to Button and Barrichello and gives the constrictors championship to Brawn... More to follow!

You should meet my son, he's been watching and asking me why no-one has crashed yet!

Nothing too exciting at the moment.

All kicked off! Button, Barri, Alonso and Sutil moved down 5 places each for not slowing under waved yellows; Kova and Liuzzi both down 5 places for gear box chabges and Glock not racing injured. Strewth...

Yeah I noticed that too. More red flags than at the Labour conference

****. Vettel Trulli Hamilton Sutil Barrichello Heidfeld Button Raikonen Kovalainen Buemi

So many offs, wonder why? Hope Glock is OK, Buemi is a **** and lol at Kova.

The Bit of Better Baby Batter Boys.

I think I know what Mr Grant is referring to. The boys in blue (not the fish ****ers)

Interesting, I stopped drinking coffee when driving as it stopped me sleeping.

Bookies have slashed odd on him being the next Prem Manager to get the boot from 66/1 to evens today.

Idiot, I really hope you get the ****ing boot on Monday from your job mate.

Need Sperm Fast? No-one cares? Call **** Bank direct, we give a toss.

Pots Of Toss?

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I dont see the rationale for highlighting that the owner is an Arab here, surely "their owner" or "Al Fahim" would have sufficed?

Caught red handed?