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A lot of the Portsmouth schools had in-set days ...

QPR did that and it's really worked out for them ... oh!

Oi ... I lived there for a while (back in my modelling days). Also btw it's a city rather than a town. HTH

Is that just permanent signings ... or does it include loans? Also, would Ramirez count as the winger? Just think it is sensible to put some reasonable limits on any backtracking that could occur later this week

And you executed it excellently mate. Good luck btw ... reckon you're gonna be busy on Sunday evening.

What I want to know is how come you're so sure that you are better qualified than our scouts and our very successful manager to judge the ability and potential of a target and how he might fit into our squad, both in terms of personality and our system(s) of play?

Where's Dalek when you need him? (BTW never thought I'd hear myself say that!)

Corrected it for you Glasgow

So Turkish, are you saying we'll win nothing with kids?

Oh I forgot to say ... "Nixon says ..." come on Hypo please.

But it's brinkmanship time at the moment and it's gone quiet for most clubs not just us. I suspect that we have offers in for several players and are now waiting for their clubs to blink first. Annoyingly though, it'll all happen at the end of the window like it always does and I'd rather Mr C was around then than now.

Would you rather he went at the end of August? ...

Please don't feed the troll ... and if you can't resist then please don't quote him/her as it ruins it for those that have used the (rubbish) ignore feature.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/football/view/265121/Southampton-midfielder-Richard-Chaplow-to-snub-Crystal-Palace-move/? Usual in-depth Star piece ... something in this or standard red top nonsense?

I like the idea too ... but would you really be able to resist the temptation to clog up the new threads with YouTube links and the like?

Are you kissing Turkish's ring again as it appears to me that you are.

I'm with you mate ... I just want to spend 10 mins on here a couple of times a day to catch up but the trolls and the mongs who come here looking for a row or a bit of bravado and backslapping (from like-minded mongs) make it really difficult for normal people to use this forum. How can you manage to amass more than 10,000 posts (99% of it a load of off-topic b0ll0cks) and target another poster claiming they are self-indulgent? The height of hypocrisy in my book. I really do wonder how some posters on here have time to have a life and hold down jobs, relationships etc ... oh wait ...

Looks very much like you're moaning about those who moan about the moaners Hypo ... and before you say it that's not a moan on my part, merely an observation!

Like Barca would be able to take us to penalties ...

Great minds ... I was thinking exactly the same thing the other day and then this came up yesterday ... http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/transfers/vladimir-weiss-set-for-manchester-city-exit-7912055.html I wonder who's made him an offer and what sort of wage he's pulling at City?

Just concerned that when "a new thread or 6 to spring up around 6pm today" I might get lumped in with that "load of people who haven't been bothered enough about what the new kit looks like so far to look in this thread all going mental about how terrible it is and doesn't look like Saints, etc"... I'd hate to be one of those arseh0les

Hold on a minute .... I've read every bl00dy post on this godforsaken thread but haven't commented yet because I don't actually know anything yet. At 6 pm, I will know something and might want to comment. In view of this, could I please have your permission to do so in advance?

Or Phillips? (Matt not Kev )