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I'm watching The Untouchables. I'm thinking it would be a better film if Sean Connery wasn't in it. I think that about a lot of Sean Connery films, especially the ones where he plays Sean Connery.

Would sir entertain the theory posited in post #63?

Ex-a-fuc-kin-zac-kkkkkkkly. Nige knew what he was doing. Fresher faces for Everton too. Damn, that was a good performance. My mate popped around and I said that we were doing the possession well, but they could seemingly destroy us at will. Comeback was amazing. Very happy with that. No-one expected a sausage, yet we very nearly won a hot dog stand. Naturally, I'm very proud. And happy with the sausage.

Super stuff, lads. European Champions apparently.

FFS, will this commentator stop going on about Lambert not being on from the start. Midweek game, and not one many gave us much hope of getting anything from. Fresh Lambert and Ramirez toward the game. Not as knackered in the next one. Less chance of injury. It's not f**king rocket science.

Yay yay Jay! F**k me what a nice goal.

We've had the tippy tappy stuff but they've got the power to destroy us at will. Just hoping we keep it respectable.

A mate of mine claimed to have found fur in a burger once. I'm surprised it didn't make the news.

On the actual topic, this is a pretty cover-your-arse choice from Pep. Champions League finalists last year and have dominated the Bundesliga for decades. He didn't exactly lift Barcelona out of 25 years of mediocrity, as Fergie managed with United. Safe choice.

Ah, it's not compared to the hammering the F5 key got during the Ramirez transfer.

Are you powered entirely by schadenfreude?

Bit o competition on the closing down sales, but again, that is a lot of lost jobs.

I'm with ya Jonesy.

Apart from anything else, most of what they call music I call sh!t.

What, like murders? (Hur hur)* *this quip was sponsored by the Royal SaintsWeb Society of Strawmen. Pap wanted to insult everything SuperMikey stands for, but no budget for that, unfortunately.

Yeah, the music industry doesn't change much. Think that eventually, they just let that one slide.

I suspect this'll be a quiet thread, what with self-incrimination and all that, but as the subject asks, how often do you stick two fingers up to the rest of the world and say "nope, that law is not for me"? I reckon technically, I break the law almost every day.

We should probably be mates, dinger.

I remember his brilliant own goal in our favour from near the halfway line. MLT said something like "not a bad effort for the distance"

No one gets to float conspiracy theories except for me.

I had one of those. Gave me the trots.

Unless it is Harry Redknapp.

Yes, because those at the apex of the class system are far better placed to decide what's best for their subjects than a commoner, eh, trousers? Get rid; the f**king lot. They are "it is the way it is" institutionalised and made heads of state.

Don't admit that in public. Essruu will explode

Many of them do believe that they are doing God's work by a relentless policy of recruitment. Thing is, they're never comfortable enough in God's power to be up-front about what their endgame is, which in many cases, is to have you crying your eyes out in front of a complete bunch of strangers confessing all your sins. Or afterward, making outrageous demands on the lives of their members. It's also very interesting to see what happens when people leave an evangelical church. Many organisations have a distinct in-group/out-group philosophy. All those friends you thought you had? Gone. Before anyone asks, I've never been a member of any church; I'm not an embittered survivor or anything. I have seen people come out the other end, and I have seen born-agains circle the temporarily-downhearted like sharks in a feeding frenzy. It's not pretty - irreconcilable with the notion of cuddly, mostly harmless Christians. But then, that's religion all over. In many ways, the teachings of Holy Books are fundamentally irreconcilable with modern life, as the ongoing schism in Anglicanism is doing a good job of illustrating.