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I don’t like taking cheap, childish personal shots at people, but Gibbo has a proper sphincter face. To quote Rab C Nesbitt “a face like a smacked arse on a February morning“

Alex Crook will probably pick that up and sockeye will be “”nearly famous” as unnamed source.

Or the Rectum faced Gibbo, throwing a massive paddy, I expect over his life he has become accustomed to getting exactly what he wants.

Wet my pants, pull my front teeth out, put on 3 stone and find new levels of victim hood.

So, I’ve just spent over £200 on 3 tickets, I’ll be spending a further £140 at least, at 1.30 when the next allocation is released. So I will have spent nearly £350 on a game don’t even know is going ahead. This is not good for one’s state of mind. I think between the vitriol and uncertainty we have had to endure we have already been overly punished for a relatively minor transgression.

From the getting other clubs on board perspective, the "class action" angle they seem to be pushing.

I suspect if we are at it so is everyone else, so this could be a too much of a "circular firing squad" to grow legs.

I haven’t read the recent posts, so apologies if this had been covered, but the Echo are looking for a new Saints reporter?

Yes, but in a bunker 200 feet underground with 6” steel doors at the entrance, at a secret location. God forbid Hull get wind of their cunning plan to revolutionise football with never been seen before formations and tactics. Rumours are that Hellburg forgot to pack his toothbrush, but rumours persist he doesn’t actually own one.

Fair play,l Nicky Butt. I’ve always maintained that “spying” in this sense would only provide a very small marginal gain, if any. Tonda would know the lineup over an hour before kickoff and would know the tactics within a few minutes and could react accordingly . One would think we’d drugged or nobbled their players from the widespread reaction.

He's in handcuffs in the holding cell at SMS, Dragan is about to send him on a Serbian holiday, no return journey has been booked at this time.

Too much lost revenue for that to be an option, they will find a way of capitolising on the situation, which to some degree they are doing already. No such thing as "bad" publicity.

I hope we sue all the slanderous, libelous, treacherous malevolent and vexatious individuals and entities who have piled on with hearsay and untruths, to the point of homelessness.

I just can't see it, what about all of the deposits on coaches and all the other commitments required? The logistics are huge.

How could they possible schedule a game on Saturday 23rd following the panels meeting on 19th? It surely wouldn't be logistically possible for tickets to be sold, coaches to be booked, catering to be sorted, security / police and everthing else that needs to be put in place in that short window?

Absorbent underwear.

Rip roaring atmosphere at Citeh, not.

This is a factual record of the events of the day in question.

Lone Wolf, haven’t seen him posting in a while…. The plot thickens

And maybe given him some professional equipment?

looks like we are banged to rites. The sky reporter carried out some further investigations and discovered the hastily discarded spy paraphernalia.

He's unable to help, being the prime suspect precludes him from making further comment.

Yes, the noise has massively detracted form our achievements over the second half of the season.

I don’t think I’ve ever witnessed such an over reaction from the press, Middlesbrough, social media, and some of our own sanctimonious self flagellating fans. We seem hated, and yet there is so much more wrong with football that needs to be addressed, more than a nerd analysis seeking to gain a very marginal advantage. From the DT Southampton through to play-off final – but face prospect of being thrown out 13 May 2026 8:13am BST Southampton beat a “heartbroken” Middlesbrough to reach the play-off final but face an anxious wait as the English Football League weigh up whether to expel them over “Spygate”. Kim Hellberg, the Middlesbrough head coach, choked back tears and accused Southampton of wrecking his dream as Shea Charles’ 116th-minute winner sent Tonda Eckert’s side to Wembley it goes on about THB , ball boys and everything in between. That’s not even considering social media generally. I actually think Middlesbrough are coming out of this worse than us, I’ll have a hard job convincing anybody outside the Saints family, but I believe it’s true. So much disproportionate inflammatory stuff, The world has become hysterical since around 2020. We aren’t accustomed to being hated, but then part of my thinks where has being nice got us? Special shout out to Hellburg and Gibson, pair of melts.

No Charlie, we will be 3 nil up in twenty two minutes. So my spies tell me. Put your money on it!