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Bloody Catholic exhibitionists..

Cover me, I'm going in: http://www.pooliebunker.co.uk/newbunker/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=28621 Edit: They won't let me in, spoilsports.

What's your log in and password? I'll try to sort it for you.

1-4 imho

I got sent this link earlier but it's not working now: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/p/portsmouth/ferguson_darren_training_ground.stm

I prefer this rendition: ..but agree that if one of the young'uns wants to hand out sond sheets then they could do a lot worse than put a smile on the old'uns faces by getting Woolston Ferry going. I would wager that when Saints get to sing it at Wembley next it will be better than that absolutely no doubt in my mind. Cometh the hour and all that...

Madonna praps?

Nut

Thanls people, I have left a prog running on it overnight so hopefully I'll go in tomorrow to find all the lost pics in a new folder. Must admit I was sweating there as it's first time I'd ever done it to someone else's files. I'll have beer for you all.

Put down your coffee. A blonde gets a job as a teacher On her first day she notices a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him. 'You ok?' she says. 'Yes.' he says. 'You can go and play with the other kids you know' she says. 'It's best I stay here.' he says. 'Why?' says the blonde. The boy says: "Because I'm the goal keeper"

SainNick I'm off now but if you want to take me up on this get someone to PM an e-mail or mobile number to me and I'll get it tomorrow whilst at work.

Could you not ask a forum member to collect them for you and buy them a beer when they hand them over on Saturday? I'm planning on getting there before lunchtime and will be hanging around the town centre util at least 2. The offer's there Nick,and I've got to pop down there anyway at some point this week. I know you don't know me from Adam but the offer is there.

Hi, I accidentally deleted some .jpg pictures from a clients USB stick. I Am after a genuine bona-fide program that will un-delete them. I know they are still on the stick as I downloaded a program that let me view them but required purchase to complete. I was surprised to learn that Windows does not have a built in utility to be honest. Cheers v much in anticipation.

You can make a venetian blind quite easily yourself stevo.

Bryan Adams anyone? Stevie Wonder? George Michael?

not least the 31,195 people who sat through a boring 0-0 draw between us and Charlton, If we had won that game even by the solitary goal history would be different and w ewould quite possibly have avoided the disater that ensued. FACT TFIC ;);););)

Ah but Serge, I never said I like politicians either comrade. In fact I actually decided only this year to never vote again in an election. I don't mind if anyone wants to give me flak for this, as I have attacked people in the past for the exact same thing. Re 'gold plated pensions' although I think you know deep down that you are talking about a tiny minority (still too many, I grant you) that do 'look after' each other with their super (dooper) annuities, they pale into insignificance when compared to those born with gold plated spoons in their mouths, furthermore I doubt very much that our dear old Nan's and Grandads will ever have to sit next to a retired Queen suffering with dementia and stinking of her own **** because the state doesn't view themn as 'wealth creators'. Pardon the pun but it stinks. Why is ANYONE in this country more deserving of a dignified autonomous retirement than any one else? Serious question from one human being to another. Just re-read that and sorry it is not meant to sound as vitriolic as it might do., I am quite a meek chap really, honest. xx

Don't get me started...oops too late.... One of my pettest of pet hates is that ludicrous 'By Royal Appointment' sign with a royal crest that they patronisingly dish out to thier favourite sausage maker or shooting stick polishing shop. And people see it as an honour to be treated like dog dirt on the bottom of their hunting boots (highly polished by the boot polish fairy no doubt). It also confuses the helll out of me why tourists are drawn to their palaces MORE when they are in residence thus rendering the places out of bounds. Very strage phenominum (sp) if you ask me. I am a wee bit of a hypocrite though as I did once acccept a bullseye from the royal protocol officer when mrs Windsor flew back late from Oz and they needed the 'secret' gate opened up specially, I missed out on my 2 hour kip that night the inconsiderate buggers. btw I don't lick stamps I spit on them.

I would like to see life size Scalextric using real drivers, where they go around and around and around until you get so bored that you end up just waiting that there will be a crash, in fact willing someone to have a crash. Obviously with no-one sustaining injuries. A bit like Formula 1 but not quite so mind-numbingly, tediously long. Actually my dislike of Scalextric probably goes back to the fact that the first time us kids got to have a go was when someone on the army estate was being posted somewhere exotic like Cyprus or Aden. they would get a gratis skip outside their house which they would fill with all the crap that had accumulated under the stairs or in the attic and concrete shed. We'd scurry and rummage through them after dark hoping to find something decent. I once found a pile of magazines with pictures of naked people doing rude things to each other, they got left in the skip where they belonged. This one time my brother found a massive box of Scalextric and we could not wait to get home and show our prize to Mum and Dad. Dad told us that he would set it all up with us the next evening and sent us off 'up the woodlands' where we drifted off to sleep dreaming of being racing drivers. The next day went so slowly, I just could not concentrate at all. I was always a bit of a naughty child but that day I was like a kid on acid fidgeting and glazing over with excitement. I ran home that day, where normally we would take a detour via the back of the NAAFI to grab an armful of already returned '2p deposit' lemonade bottles and take them around to the counter for enough to get a bagful of Black Jacks, Fruit Salads and Shrimps. I got home in record time that day. Anyway, there it was laid out in a figure 8 on the dining table; flyover, grandstand, lap-counter and all. Transformer buzzing away on a chair at one end, two controllers (1 red, 1 blue) laid there symetrically and there sat on the starting grid a red and a blue racing car. "Bagsy I'm red" I shouted grabbing the red controller squeezing the trigger, the car span off into the first corner and BANG! A puff of smoke and that lovely electrical burning smell that evokes memories of an old valve radiogram. The dream was over. The dreram was dead. After that Mum never let us bring back any electrical items from the skips, and by the time Christmas came around skateboards were just coming into popularity so I decided to ask for a a polycarbonate one with Jofa armpads and helmet. I must have looked ****ing amazing! Anyway Scalextric and car racing in general does not do it for me. Sorry.

Agreed, as that will be a day closer to finding out exactly what the royal bloodsuckers cost us too. Maybe not eh?

That's okay then Serge. Where do I send my CV*? I know that she'll probably be around for quite a while yet though as only the very best in evrything from health care to dog **** picker-uppers to castles is good enough for my Queen. *Job spec: Eldest son of outgoing monarch. Females need not apply unless parents have failed to bear a son, in which case parents may or may not **** around until one os forthcoming. C of E only. It really could not be any more laughable, it really couldn't. The tourism and foreign business argument in my opinion actually is an argument against having them. It's a ridiculous system

Have we got many players who will be requiring an extended rest following the World Cup?

I agree Wade, it's a shame that many see the way out of the current recession to be a change to a Conservative government. In my (uneducated) opinion the climate is just about right for another term of Labour, hopefully with a leaning more towards their socialist idealisms. Our kids do not realise yet that THEY are the product of Maggie's greed and 'I'm alright Jack' society that does not understand the concept of being a member of a society, and we are not here to take what we can, lock out doors and sit uncomfortably watching the biggest LCD Tv screen that our credit limit will allow. I believe and hope that over the next couple of years more people will start to realise that it really is not that importatnt what someone earns nor owns, it is more important to us as a society to concentrate more on how we treat the stranger. I may get slaughtered for saying this, but I don't think that this recession is that bad for the ordinary people of the country. And yes, I do know people who have lost their jobs and are having to tighten their belts considerably. But I have seen it with my own eyes how some people have had a massive weight lifted from their shoulders not having to chase targets and month after mointh having to sit thriough pointless 'performance reviews' that only lead to more and more stress month on month.

Cheers for that mr tpbury, took me a couple of reads to realise what the hell you were on about then I shook my head and laughed (a little). Strange coincidence actually that we are going to look at a boat tomorrow named after a Greek God. Maybe it's an omen? Saint John, I found that fsa site earlier but wandered if their are any decent brokers around, perhaps one that works on comission rather than an up front fee as the amount we have to invest would not warrant it. btw, the amount that Aviva (fund holders) have quoted is about 10-15% higher than the best from the fsa site, which makes me wonder if I have missed something or maybe their is some sort of loyalty bonus that I have missed. Are you 'in the trade' by any chance?

DD, this is what you need: http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?p=508802#post508802 Seriously mate, you can plug your earphones/headphones in it and jam away to your hearts content. It'll fit perfectly into your kitbag too. Go on treat yourself....