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IIRC, there was a TV presenter Saints fan who was really poorly a while back, not sure if he was a poster but I think someone said he lived around Alresford. I am sure that I googled him.

No, I met them at the station and their numbers had dwindled by then so I left it. There was lots of laughter actually yesterday wasn't there, it's what we all go to the football for isn't it? And it's back.

Not quite ALL, it usually loses a momentum by then. And was yeasterday the first time in a very long time that the Northam weren't the Northam over there? The Itchen were definitley The Itchen over 'ere, cos I was over 'ere with them.

The panda that sneezed?

Where the hell is Bugenheimlicker? The chap from the forum match who flew in from some foreign country. seriously, the last I heard of the chap was that he went off into the Southampton nightscene with Fitzhugh, JustMike and Phil. Seriously, serous, he was a really nice chap and he just disappeared. Anyone heard from him since that night?

Gaffer, you do realise don't you, that the Forum Match was where this rebirth of our club all started? That's what my Grandkids get told anyway.

PaddyPower currently have us at: FA Cup - 300/1 JPT - 15/2 L1 Champs - 50/1 £10 treble = £3,605

You missed at least 1 other. But I am flattered that you gave it even a second of your time. Thank you JB

We could use the Disney site as a sort of secret place a bit like B-anter, but without the idiots. Oh! I see some others have already ben chatting on there already so this may catch on.

Good point dd. And another thing, nothing on here ever gets moved to the main board from here, occaionally soemthing gets promoted to TMS (that's 'The Muppet Show' FF) though. You won't find two people starting the same thread in a mad rush to be the first to tell and people know there place. I do sense that there are more pedants in here though.

You forgot to mention the miserable bastards (see 2 above), and the ones who thinhk that they are funny, when in actual fact they are not funny at all.

Seems apt to me: "Expert textpert choking smokers, Don't you thing the joker laughs at you? just my opinion

You know their names!!!! WTF is that all about?

Can you imagine it? Even if had gone no-where near I bet their keeper would have fell over running back. Proper funny. I have a suspicion actually as to why he didn't try it. I thinkj they have a sort of 'keeper's code of honour' and as we all know Kelvin is a decent bloke who was probably feeling sorry for the chap. Funny as it was for us, it must have been horrible for him. Now then RnR, if we miis the play-offs by 1 goal I will write Kelvin a strongly worded e-mail, make no mistake.

Go **** yerself. hth

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The Lounge is like the old 'Blue Stocking Brigade'. The 'Blue Stocking Brigade' were in fact born up the road in Newbury, a high-brow women's discussion group' They acquired the name due to one popular guest speaker not being able to afford the required black silk stockings which were 'de rigueur' at the time in thoise circles. He was permitted to wear his grubby old blue wortsed (sp) ones. The house where they used to meet is that girl's school just south of the town. hth ff

Final 2 acts tonight amaze me, I suspect some vore rigging is going on. Has anyone seen those two idiots with the hair?

I am officially 'past it'. Just checked the Top 40 and I have only ever heard of 18 of the acts, 2 of those have 2 entries too! I remember when a double-entry was something completely different and as rare as hen's teeth.

"Calm Down"! He should try watching Saints from where we've been sat the last few years.

Just heard on the X-Factor that Cheryl has gone straight in a number 1 in the charts, did they also say that Louis was behind it? My word!!!!!!!

I heard earlier that all the clocks in Portsmouth were put back 5 years by mistake and when they all wake up they will be back in the CCC.

LOL Just reminded me of a 'Time Management' course I was forced to attend a few years ago. at the atart the teacher said that if you set your alarm clock to go off 12 minutes earlier each day, you would have made yourself a whole extra hour of time to do with what you wanted. He ended the day by asking what we would all do with that extra hour we'd 'banked'? I don't think he was too impressed when i said I'd spend it in bed. I hate to think how much my (then) boss paid for that nugget?

/\ I thought you meant in 'town', as in saouthampton city centre, next time Stu take them to the Stonehame Arms. Play equipment is outside, but nice clientelle and good old Bass on the pumps.

I know that to many WD is the epitome of a great family holiday, but to me it represents everything that is bad in todays society. I would be sick stood at the gates let alone on the big dipper. Note, I did once meet Mickey Mouse, it was not in fact a mouse, it was a man in a costume, what a rip-off.