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They've split up in case anyone didn't know. gertcha!

Yes.

Oldies may prefer this version and it's slower to match the Notham mentalists http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxcBNdzqsfo

drogba just scored for Sweden too, amazing.

http://www.iraqgoals.net/ Half way down this page

Nope, IOW tomorrow

I was checking in for my flight last week and the check in girl said 'window seat or aisle' 'Or you'll what' I replied aggresively.

How's about to the tune of Kool na dThe gang's Joanna: Lallana We Looove you. etc etc

/\ Odds shortening Get On NOW

4th. here's one for ya: Meetings Man 4:20 at York E/W

What does "***** is not a regeistered protocol" mean please?

Don't know how to the clever "cough" link so : cough http://www.justin.tv/jancukkon cough

Southend fans blog on facebook: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGJz7Z_Rnw8 Not bad, but pretty one sided.

The final is on March 28th, I have told mrs h that I would like tickets for my birthday, a night in the smoke with show and dinner the night before and I will be a happy fan.

Like they were gonna walk this league 3 years on the trot? This is why we love cup competitions, 2 teams, 90 minutes, 1 winner. Even if Leeds get to the final, there would on paper be 3 or 4 Southern teams that should give them one hell of a game at wembley. personally I don't think that they will make it though.

I am not clever enough to addd to this debate, but sense that most of what people are saying is in fact true (from their perspective at least). There have been times when I have despised them, and times when I've whooped and hollered, but overall, they only appease people like me every now and then with an empty sound-bite, so I have reached a stage where i just let them get on with it. When you stop getting het up with politicians, is really is quite refreshing. By the way, I do still hate Thatcher.

Semolina Custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.

I REALLY should not find this thread amusing, but surpised myself with a little smile. Will I still go to heaven?

I've used both 'pay and claim' services and 'automatic' ones over the years, and believe me I have had some really crap cars and most definitely had my money's worth. I couldn't believe it when the AA went private and they sent me a cheque for about a hundred quid as they were effectively buying my 'share' . Anyway, I have used AutoAid (a subsidiary of Boncaster Insurance) for the past 3 years and have not had any reason to regret it. at less than £40 a year for FULL cover, it is an absolute steal. Just remember to put in your claims. The response times have so far been within the hour too and the policy is for the DRIVER not the vehicle, so applies even if you are a passenger in a mates car. here's the details which explain it batter than I can: http://www.autoaidbreakdown.co.uk/works01.htm When driving down to the West Country, be careful if you do break down as to whether you need to get to your destination and have no option other than pay a garage to fix it or would it be better to get home and fix it yourself. No disrespect to breakdown drivers, but with a few rare exceptions I have found that they have quite basic knowledge or are unwilling or unable to properly diagnose a problem. I did once have an AA man actually go off buy a new alternator and fit it at the roadside for me, he got a tip. And another on the M4 had a box of spares that he carried that had a replacement coil for my Range Rover in it. He wouldn't even let me buy him a coffe from the service station. He said that he was doing his dream job and just loved getting cars foing again.

I am the ****ing walrus

I'm nonplussed, don't get it.

I once chucked an apple core out of my window whilst driving down the outside lane of the avenue, no oncomimg traffic. When I slowed down at the Hill lane roundabout a lad on a motorbike tapped on my window, when I wound it down, he very politely asked me to check for bikes next time. He was so polite that I felt really bad. I always make a way for bikes.

"I had an uncle who once played, For Red Star Belgrade" - Billy Bragg I believe that this alludes to his uncle being a homosexual, but may be wrong. "Its a waste of time if you know what they mean *Try shaking a box in front of the queen cause her purse is fat and bursting at the seams Its a waste of time if you know what they mean" * I actually said this to someone at work today who asked me to sponsor her. She had not a clue what I was on about!

That is the stuff, I am convinced that that is when my 'problems' started.

I reckon each geneartion needs to experience both a Labour and a Tory governments to realise what a complete bunch of aresewipes they all are. It took me a while to realise this. FYI 'cameron' is an anagram of 'romance'