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Acquired a 50% share in Kleenex.

a poor pint of beer at that. ;-)

If its okay for the OS to fanfare its arrival then its okay to criticise as far as I'm concerned. They would be better to sell lager on tap and beer by the bottle. Loads of great bottled. Beers about, why fob us off with second rate rubbish. Give the sh1t to these all knowing lager louts, they'll drink any old rubbish. Someone advising the club needs shafting royally. If you don't know your apes you won't understand.

Take no notice of them Alex, you're not Puncheon in disguise,, they love you really, well, most of them.

FAIL That stuff is not 'ale'. In fact, I'm not convinced its even from Hampshire, as advertised. More likw a factory mass produced beer if you ask me. Can't see why people actually queue up for that rubbish. End of the day, it won't tempt me into the ground any earlier.

"Okay, okay, I'll take you on the ferris wheel if we win but no candyfloss, you know what Uncle Arsene said about your new diet

Spanish mum in law enjoyed it as did I. That's all that matters in my eyes.

Hope there's a better turn out for the Ted Bates Trophy.

Lucozade reminds me of being poorly. Love grapefruit juice and in my ****ging days always had a carton in the bedside cabinet, its a genuine aphrodisiac. Sadly conflicts with my statins so its off the menu now, as is heavy ****ging. :-( Absolutely love milk from a bottle straight from the fridge and a mars bar.

Gonna miss bournemouth (x 3), really.enjoyed those. Gonna be away for Forest, which was a sad sequestered 3 years ago but something that day gave us a glimmer that has now turned into a sunrise. Welcome back you ex European treats. Unlike dirty Leeds, a club for all football clubs to aspire to.

the lengths some people will go to make a point! Or should that be a ? ? Dune, seriously mate, I would be livid too.

As a kid we never could afford anything exotic like parsnips. One day at school they disguised some as roast spuds and on biting I gagged at the foreign flavour. Dinner ladies used to make you clear your plate back then, hence I am traumatised by them, can't even peel one. Pink Floyd were spot on about those power crazy bsstsrds, "YOU HAVEN'T EATEN YOUR PARSNIPS, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY PUDDING IF YOU HAVEN'T EATEN YOUR PARSNIPS"

Bananas are a herb factamundo: http://oxforddictionaries.com/page/bananafruitherb And a tomato is a fruit.

Forgot to mention spare ribs, distasteful in the extreme.

The thought of eating rabbit was abhorent until two weeks ago, first time, loved it so much I'm gonna cook a rabbit pie myself soon. Where's the best place to buy a rabbit, butchers or pet shop?

Charity begins at my day centre if you should suffer a bout of generosity of such severity. Good point about the betteries though, notchrap either.

Try the Chilworth Arms aubergine dish, if you don't like I will pay your bill personally. It's James beattie's favourite dish if that helps.

Until Mrs h brings me a cup of tea plus drinking time. OR, until my HTC needs charging. Someone needs to invent a 10 metre retractable HTC charger cable. I am convinced that I could live in my bathroom if only Mrs h was not so stubborn about bringing my meals to me in there.

Bananas Parsnips Gherkins Melon Cucumber I am not a fussy eater either!

Get shot of those courgette too while you're at it, they are disgusting just like bananas and parsnips

What kind idiot goes to a 'gym'? Bet you drive there aswell. An angry **** and one flight of stairs is plenty exercise for any man imo.

Alarm 1 at 6:00, she gets up, does her stuff (noisily) and makes me cup of tea. Alarm 2 at 6:30, hit snooze. Alarm 3 at 6:40, pull on yesterdays undercrackers, drink cold tea, drive Mrs h to work. Back in bed by 7:15. Alarm 4 at 8:15, snooze. Alarm 5 at 8:25, snooze. Alarm 6 at 8:35, get up, run bath, iron t-shirt, have bath, get dressed, check doors locked, think about driving to work for 9:00 start. 9:00, call work from car, explain that I am running late due to reasons beyond my control. 9:00, finish.cold tea. 9:05, drive to work

There is no 'Away Section' as far as I am aware, which causes me a slight conundrum. My Mum In Law has just moved back after 30 years living in Spain, she may choose to wear her Spain or AC Bilbao shirt. Hope no-one decides to take issue as she is lovely and not very well right now (anyone got a mobility scooter I can borrow?), upset her and I'll 'snake yer'. We'll be in The Northam just like the good old days when Millwall and their ilk would infiltrate the Milton only not quite as intimidating.

That's my new number plate.

Really wanted this to be worked out, now accept it's not going to happen so break-even amount will suffice. I'm not sure we do sell on clauses any more do we?