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That's much more like it ! Back to the real Alpine !

Was out this afternoon and came back expecting a landslide of posts on this historic day, only to find half a page of non information ! Christ, the Skates even let us down on (so called!) deadline days ! Barstewards, the lot of them !!

a) Chinny takes over ? b) The trust take over ? Surely they are pretty well f#cked whichever happens ? Probably Chinny will take it, bleed it, then pass it over, another couple of years for this thread and everybody is happy, no ??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idS9P2OeYLU

Why would that be a year long loan if he only has a year left to run on his contract ? The implication to me is that the Skates would still have to pay some of his wages otherwise he might just as well be sold directly ! As always, I smell something very fishy going on down there !!

My bet is that Chinny will linger long enough to get his dirty mitts on the PP's and then (miraculously!) come up with a new found saviour from the underworld of eastern Europe or Asia ! It is part of his modus operandi and if next time he manages to get his dosh out before they go t!ts up then he'll be on his bike quicker than Bradley Wiggins ! No doubt the plucky few will be naive enough to expect him to become philanthropic all of a sudden but, for us, the fun and frolics will continue apace as we head gallantly towards post no. 100,000 !!

It is total cr@p IMHO ! If only they'd put some black into the new kit rather than on the website things would have been so much better !

They certainly are down Farton way !!

Are you Frank's Cousin in disguise ??

Steve De Ridder "does not cut ze mustard" ! I didn't realise that he had a German accent ??

PMSL x 2

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/new-boy-conor-s-playing-the-name-game-1-4132331 This lad has been down there for 2 whole days and has found the fans (all 4,000 of them!) to be the absolute bestest, bestest, bestest !! Ps. Will any article (ever) in the Snooze not mention the fans ??

What's Lineker done that's so wrong ? As an ex footballer with no media background until Match of the Day I think he has done pretty well ! It's easy to knock people in his position but I don't see on what grounds he deserves it !

Just got a bronze in the ladies heavyweight judo ! Our girl beat a great big lump from Ukraine ! Whooppee ! Ps, no sexy comments available after watching that one !

Could be an interesting day, what with the PTS statement at 11.00am ! Chinny breaking cover and suggesting a role for the Trust also puts a whole new slant on things ! But, not too worry Nutjobs, every which way they are f#cked, it's only a matter of degree and there is plenty of life and laughs in this old thread yet to come !!!!!!!

OOPS ! (accompanied by an embarrassed smile!) Anyway there is really only one NA and it's not that pillock from the Snooze !

So Nigel Adkins has replaced Michael Appleton then ? That I did miss !

Ken, my wife has exactly the same requirements as yours and she has just recently got the Samsung Galaxy Ace which has been a great success, especially as we have kids overseas and she can use the WhatsApp system for free exchange of fotos/messages etc.. ! We pay £15.50 per month with Vodaphone and it covers all her needs ! Clearly the only issue (as with all smartphones!) is battery life but (slowly but surely!) she is learning to stick it on charge overnight ! HTH and good luck !

Having been away for a few days I have just managed to catch up ! In summary, Birchie is happy that he has now gotten the squad down to 3, Halford is now a legend for leaving without making a loss, (ex Donny reserve) Dumbo is now a legend for saying he'll sign for them regardless of all the other teams clamouring for his services and Neil Allen continues to make an arse of himself. Chinny now has the sweet scent of the PP's within his grasp and they are preparing for a 'massive' local derby tonight v the Shots !! All of this interspersed with a few references to Hitler and the holocaust, so business as usual really or have I missed anything ?

Apparently there was no fat in the pipes and the (hotel) clock was working ! HTH

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/portsmouth/9427454/Portsmouth-to-sell-David-Norris-and-Greg-Halford.html Seems that the Halford deal may "be complicated by the fact that they still owe Wolves £200k ! The Varney deal, they had to pay £300k to Derby ! The Huseklepp deal is complicated by the fact that they owe Bari £1 million ! FFS do they ever pay anybody ? These are fairly recent signings and no doubt included in the £30 mil 'football creditors' debt, but how thick were these clubs to allow credit to known sheisters like the Skates ???

I've heard that Pompey aim to eradicate the fat from the pipes and maybe even go as far as fixing the clock ! Might just be a rumour, mind

Kin 'ell, these trialists are really playing for the shirt, eh ??

After 35 mins Brighton 3, Skates 0 (too slow again!)