eurosaint

I'd just like to put my name forward for the ' Saintsweb Smartarse of the Year Award' Seriously though, this is great news as the beast will (slowly and surely!) bleed to death, offering us all hours of fun and frolics ! Time for Rallyboy and Holepuncture to take a deep breath and go for the jugular ! Bring it on...............

http://www.portsmouth-mad.co.uk/news/tmnw/the_greatest_collapse_in_football_744783/index.shtml? Dare I suggest that someone over there does actually seem to get it now ??

Blackpool !

Poor old Linvoy, he gets sacked one week and the next they wheel him out as the face of respectability to front the video ! Maybe he thinks that his charity have a better chance of getting paid the stolen money if he keeps the faith ? TBF, he is definitely one of the good guys down there (amidst plenty of bad ones!).

Me too, he was a great source of entertainment It is also the reason why I want Chinny to take over again rather than liquidation because it will string out the agony for them and the laughs for us ! A bit like a mass murderer being executed, it's too easy, best to let them endure a living hell ! You know it makes sense

Having read what Mick has to say, I reckon that Chinny is a nailed on certainty to take the club over at the last minute !!

My son knows 2 Thai birds who go by the names of 'Mong' and 'Poo' ! TBF they do not live in the UK but both speak English ! Also I went to school with a Ewan McEwan and a Muir Twigg !

Perhaps your lady stuffed a carrot in your ear by mistake during sex ? (for relevance see previous thread!)

I've met a few in my time and found them to be perfectly normal human beings ! My guess is however, that you will find a cross section of characters in the force ie. 'the good, the bad and the ugly' ! Doesn't pay to generalise based on individual opinions on a website forum !

http://www.clubcall.com/portsmouth/takeover-by-fans-is-possible---birch-1427474.html? Options aplenty then ??

In conclusion : Ignore the ignore list ! If you want to ignore someone, just ignore them, even the ignorant and the ignoramusses !

I don't know who added the words 'Report Unsuitable' but perhaps the Phew deemed it far too sensible to be passed without a remark ??

I tend to work on the principle that if I am perusing a website such as this, then everyone else is entitled to do the same irrespective of their views ! Sure there are wums and w.ankers in abundance, sure there is drivel heaped upon drivel but if I didn't want to be involved I wouldn't bother ! The ignore function IMHO is a total nonsense because if you don't want to read what somebody has written the just don't read it, the name of the poster is in bold letters at the top of their posting so it's hardly difficult to make a judgement on what you select to read ! So, in answer to the OP's question, yes people do need to lighten up a bit !!

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/appy-ready-to-call-on-pompey-starlets-1-3816605 Sounds like a 'revolutionary new concept' to me (wonder where I heard that before?)

Wed 30th May.

"In a port city where football is for many people more than just a splash of color in a hard struggle for existence." Jesus, I didn't think it was that bad, thankfully I live on the affluent Isle of Wight

In summary, it may be that Chinny is prepared to accept that players be sold (en masse!) this month in order to bring the costs down as low as possible ! Ok he loses any transfer fees, but at the end of the month he could be left with the stadium, a club with little or no wages to pay and possibly some parachute payments to come ! This then leaves him in control of the situation, giving him time to find some other dodgy dealer to take over, or just get Andy to do the liquidation in his favour ! I wouldn't put it past him !!

"Appleton has been clocking up the miles this week travelling around the country and meeting potential signings." The word is that he is on 45p per mile ! At last he has settled into the true Pompey culture

Sorry to be pedantic Eric, but £50k is about 10 days pay for the legend that is Tal Ben Haim

I do not know the exact origin, but suppose that it is a play on words incorporating 'few' as in not many and 'phew' as in smelly ! Whatever, it seems to apply to them and is quite appropriate ! If this thread were to continue for a couple of years then it may even make the Oxford dictionary as a new word !!

My guess is that they believe they will reap in more on selling players in the next few weeks than they will pay out on costs ! Bit of a gamble though as buying clubs will show no mercy and screw them as much as possible ! Can't think of any other reason as Birch is legally obligated to get the most that he can for the creditors !

Just noticed on Fart On Faithless that they produce a league table of posters (shown here below!). I wonder if any of you lot could do it for this forum ?? Anyway, nice to see that 'Suicide' is top of the league, I guess that ours would be Alpine_Saint who seems to come into that category as well ! POST LEAGUE TABLE FOR PORTSMOUTH Pos User Posts 1 suicide 28,349 2 pompeygun 18,060 3 chiswickmart 15,054 4 betalucky 13,796 5 nonsuchmike 13,706 6 mattpfc2005 13,144 7 pompeyrback 11,078 8 perky 9,544 9 fullback 9,347 10 jumper 9,202 11 pompeydiehard 9,078 12 lovedeanblue 8,732 13 bluekriss66 8,194 14 true_blue 8,158 15 bwblue 8,049

Miss : 2 derby games v the Skates ! 4 home games less ! Hopes : More TV highlights ! Better quality on show (us and them!) ! Beating the big boys now and again!

I don't recognise the two on the left ?? Who are they ??

I do agree with this sentiment but would add that if any of them were looking on here during the season, most of your comments would have made them feel insulted long before we got to yesterday !!