adrian lord

Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs?

yeees !

That guy from Bayern must be sat there wondering what he's done coming here.

God help us next Friday.

We always have a bad first game...

Hojberg not starting is a bit of a surprise

Surely you meant to write "On more pleasant matters"? Or even, "On matters more pleasant..."?

It was good enough for Mandelson and new Labour. Look it up.

I am intensely relaxed about the players leaving who do leave. They clearly aren't committed. We do pretty much everything in our power to create an excellent training, development, and playing environment here. That's why the ones that stay and those we attract are so often such a success both individually and collectively as the team. Last thing we should do is throw money at mercenaries.

Luke Shaw came back for Utd today. Good luck to him, I hope he gets back to fitness and form.

A dreadful Euro2016 all round for defectors and a triumphant one for loyal Fonte. #schadenfreude

In stark contrast to losing Premier League fans at finals the French politely wait in the stadium to see Portugal receive the trophy

Agree

Jose and Cedric - European Champions! They know what they are!

Ronaldo elevated himself to manager I see.

He's got pulled by customs.

Very exciting. Another signing of this ilk in the striker department please!

Is that the same chap who never turned up for Newcastle?

How large are the question marks hanging over the fitness of Rodrigues and Austin? That's the big unknown for me.

I'd be happy with him replicating that here with Saints. #projectpuel

Yes - I think the Duke of Edinburgh was wrong about what happens if you stay in China for too long.

Looking forward to the new season!

Man City must attract a B rating because they can't muster much away ticket demand.

Puel to us is the final stage of his grooming and road testing, to replace Arsene Wenger at Arsenal in 2-3 seasons.

^ clearly Roy asked the players to overhit passes, run in opposite directions and generally screw things up