Managers' coats have long been a sartorial sexuality signal and hotly debated. From Mourinho's coat for the housewives, through Wenger's paedo coat to Tino's asexual geek jacket. There's a PhD in there for someone.
It is, as the op says, an amusing article with some spot on player analysis. A few minor inaccuracies that only a pedant would highlight. Worse aspect was the repeated use of CAPITALS.
I would be interested to know what team morale is like now after several weeks of MP's double training and team talks through an interpreter.
Newcastle and Saturday's no-show v QPR make me worried that they are missing the kindly Adkins.
We aren't worse, but may still go down. Hopelessly inconsistent, and running out of games to resurrect things if we sink into the relegation zone proper.