Saint_clark

Lallana has 6 8 in all competitions.

If we're listening to the commentary, why would we want to read goal updates on Twitter?

Arghh nearly Lallana, nearly...

Did he get injured celebrating?

Jaidi out paced by Keigan Parker, great save from Davis.

Lambert hits the crossbar from the half way line, Brill was nowhere to be seen!

"We're sh*t and we're two nil up" not sure what the travelling fans are on about...

He get's the ball he takes the p*ss, he wears the shirt of Matt Le tiss....

Freekick in Lambert territory, 30 yards out.....YEEEEEES GET IN RICKIE!

As an example, instead of saying "Lallana appeared to use his arm there and the ref agrees" as the current commentator said, I would have come out with something along the lines of "f*ck off ref you clueless c*nt".

Meh, as things stand i'm not exactly gutted.

I honestly feel I could do a better job than this guy, even if I might be a little more biased.

No-one knows, the commentators are f*cking retarded. I would imagine it was James though.

Southerners, southerners, southerners....

Lambert chant going strong

These commentators are awful, I had no idea who had scored until about 6 seconds after the goal when they said Hammond for Southampton.

Get in Hammond goal!

Tell me about it, makes me feel like we're listening to a PES game.

Even during the game they're still telling us how we can listen to the Pompey match. F*CK OFF!

Mike Buffer shouting let's get ready to rumble...how embarrassing for them.

I swear we just kicked off and yet both the commentator and the tannoy announcer is talking sh*t.

Might complain tbh, we are paying far more than last year and not even getting the build up to our own match like we used to. F*cking absurd.

Look on the match thread, I can't be bothered to type out the formation again.

Bialkowski, Thomas, Perry, Mills, Mellis, Antonio, Connelly

Why the f*ck are they focusing on the Pompey game on Saints player???