I think any forum in the world would struggle with the sheer amount of people trying to post at the same time. The poor server had to figure out who had posted first as well...
Is this the way to liquidation,
Pompey wiped from the face of our nation,
even worse than relegation,
Portsmouth FC are f*cked again.
Sha la la la la la la la,
Sha la la la la la la la,
Sha la la la la la la la,
And the Skates are f*cked again.
Excuses? Just tell her that she needs to get her priorities right if she thinks you're gonna miss Saints V Pompey for a pointless bit of romanticism which could be done ANY other time.