My fortunes seem to be the opposite to Saints.
I start eating muffins - I get a tooth infection.
Muffins are introduced to the match day threads - Saints start winning.
I've got a tooth infection and didn't fancy a three hour round trip on a train when i'm in this much pain.
I have a ST, so the club still has my money.
The w00ts stopped working. I mentioned that I had a muffin just before kick-off V Doncaster and people kept bringing it up in the matchday thread, and we won.
We're a superstitious bunch on here