Saint_clark

No idea what you were watching because that wasn't what happened at all!

Which he didn't do.

Am I blind? I saw no movement from Clasies feet there, a tiny little touch on the back is all.

Didnt that come off the defender???

...what?

Wtf are you on about? Long is a striker and Redmond is being converted into one, which is going well so far.

Too early to be able to say that for me.

Yep, he was marking his man which Davis didn't do.

Well I think we've played very well. Bit frustrating that Davis didn't close Rooney down more but I bet Puel will go nuts at him about it. Only other complaint is that on two occasions we've got forward with them scrambling to get in position only for us to pass it back to the defence giving them time to organise.

Christ on a bike...

Bet you came in your pants.

Should have cut inside the defender. Knew Long wouldn't hit that well on his left foot.

Poor judgement from Van Dijk there.

Christ I thought that was in.

Go on Fonte

Not really. Thought Tadic could have gone for it a bit more.

Redmonds very deep when the ball goes forward.

Tadic didn't score a penalty 2 years ago. But at least he got the scorer right.

Annoying, start well and now have to disrupt our line up. Davis has gone to DM...never looked good there for us.

Cedric still not looking great...come on lad, get with it. edit - couple of good interceptions now.

Ffs why are we watching Kamara commentate over United warming up.

He actually said that every player he manages, improves under him. Very high praise from someone like Henry.

Christ. This coverage is terrible.

So they are, f*ck knows then!

That stat was produced before the Chelsea V West Ham game.