Saint_clark

God that was awful. He looks so pleased with himself at the end as well...after clearly reading it as he's too dim to remember it all. Even more baffling is the replies, people actually seem to like it!? I knew twitter was full of morons but still.

Seems fine to me.

Yeah, I don't think they ever really believe Saints will become a regular CL club, just that we might be able to achieve something incredible in the modern day game by upsetting the big boys.

When you put it like that it does sound crazy. We've made a big deal about how Atletico didn't cancel the transfer by the deadline set, but if that was the case why didn't we just put the transfer through? Unless Atletico literally were not picking up the phone to us?

Seriously, why don't you just f*ck off. You never posted this prolifically once during all of last season, it's purely when you get the slightest whiff of something bad happening that you get your moneys worth from that fiver.

But he's seconds away from being unveiled according to others. Can we make it a rule that nothing from twitter is posted on here while the transfer window is open?

This place has been dipped in the fountain of retard this morning.

I have no doubt he wants to go and no doubt we're happy to sell him, but currently no-one is looking like meeting our valuation.

I don't think it's obvious that Schneiderlin is leaving at all, not anymore.

Gaston introducing himself to Davis was quite funny. Wonder if he'll be involved this season after getting a year of starting experience at Hull.

Know nothing about him but have the utmost faith in our recruitment team.

Oh how I wish we had this when Osvaldo kicked off...

I'd wager he just wasn't very good at his job, no specific reason, no need for conspiracy theories.

Is it just me or does Stekelenburgs agent have a touch of Dustin Hoffman about him?

Toby wanted to be settled at a club asap this summer, i doubt he'll refuse to move and drag it out further.

Not sure, but he said something similar about Lambert. And yes i also dislike Roy.

It's a bit different to a professional managing a national team saying that it doesn't matter how good someone is, they won't get picked if they don't play for a big side.

There were lots of quotes from Reed and Koeman saying they were confident he was going to sign. That sounds more like expecting that hoping.

Wow, what a disrespectful arrogant *****.

Yeah, Saints also expected Clyne to sign a new contract.

Great, we get to watch Juanmi get an eye check up? If it's presented by Barry Gale then excellent.

Oh sh*t yeah, that's one thing we learnt from the Lampard saga is that an international loan is a literal transfer for one year.

Jesus christ, 182 new posts in 4 hours? Whats happened!?

These player swap deals are reported/rumoured constantly every single transfer window, but they very rarely actually happen.

Billy Sharps disallowed and then reallowed goal V Pompey, or Tadic V United.