Saint_clark

Maybe get off your phone and go warm up with some vigour, Paul.

Doesn't tally up with his assertion that he's going to play the same way no matter what either.

I'm starting to realise what the problem is....logjam of strikers all over again.

Nope Archer. Fuck is the point in having Onuachu on the bench.

What a fucking waste of time and money he has been. First time he's touched and he's probably out for the season.

Especially with the likes of Sulemana, Armstrong and Archer not being utilised for their pace.

Only if you've got KWP in your fantasy football team.

Dangerous break, here we go lads, now's the time - pass it back to the defence!

Bodes well for Mannings performance today.

Ramsdales being fouled for every corner so far and the ref isn't spotting it.

You got to wonder really...if we're not playing this style of football to dominate possession then what exactly are we playing it for.

Have we passed it out of our half yet? Barely got it out of our own third.

Surely a penalty there. We ain't that lucky. Nevermind, diving prick. Should have booked sterling.

Ahh fair enough I thought he said Manning had lined up at right back. My bad! #fakenews

There was about 3 penalties in there it seemed.

Keep it tight early on lads.

Fair enough he was over there to begin with.

It's alright everyone, Manning is at right back. With KWP at left back. What. The. Fuck.

Are you from the future?

After all this we'll probably go and fluke a win now.

Maybe he knows he's getting sacked. Would explain picking Manning, making sure he gets a Prem start in his career.

Do you see Russell Martin in the room right now?

Arsenal over 4.5 is 4/1 on Coral, surely easy money? Should soften the blow.

I would imagine when they actually line up KWP will be playing as a winger.

It's alright though, he's only up against Bukayo Saka.