Saint_clark

Puncheon was left out today with an ankle injury. He must be on his way.

Personally I don't give a sh*t about the pre-season results, and the players are probably feeling the same way. I just want the f*cking league season to start!

1, NO it will NOT be like watching TWO away teams. Don't be so RIDICULOUS. 2, why on earth do you have to EXAGGERATE every SINGLE sentence with WORDS written in CAPS?

So you want us to spend £2.8million on four players?

So you'd prefer to have a sponsor on?

What the actual f*ck...? Even more disturbing is the idea of you typing "chimp frog rape" into google.

Honestly wouldn't want him anyway.

Love your avatar.

Maybe they'll be unveiled on the pitch at Sutton?

Does it HAVE to be a large? I know someone that might have one, but it'll be a small/medium. If it's just for collection purposes does it matter too much?

Told you. I am officially ITK.

I have it on good authority that we were due to sign Messi today, but because of this thread Cortese is furious and has pulled out of the deal.

Ward-Prowse and Shaw the names to look out for then.

Benjani signing.

I feel the same way about most of your threads.

Does she always get her legs out like that?

F*cking ridiculous decision. One of the things in that video that angers me the most is that the copper who pushes him clearly scarpers off to stand to the right somewhere so when the bloke turns round to see what the f*ck happened, he's faced with a line of police, none of whom actually did anything. F*cking cowardly, that's what it is.

Better off contacting the music departments of local colleges/schools and asking for decent vocalists.

The best suggestion ever for a Lallana chant on here was this; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS5ER8HaIhU From 40 seconds.

You were the one who spun it into something it wasn't.

Puncheon is better than Antonio, not by much but he is. Even when he's playing badly he still creates goals or scores them, whereas Antonio just went missing if he was having an off day. Also, to say Puncheon is in his prime and will not improve is ludicrous - he's 23!

Exactly, he's not saying he doesn't know how we're going to play, he's saying that we haven't been playing that way so far in pre-season and we have just been getting fit.

Who the hell is McGlashen?

I don't know why people think other teams in this league have outstanding players on their bench ready to mix things up - they really don't.

Oh the ironing...