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Wide player Wants to come back to England Christian Ronaldo? hcdajfu but Yuk what a knob

From the Echo Fail thread. There is one quality comment St Retford says... 9:24pm Fri 25 Jan 13 Why don't we cut straight to the chase and sign this Paulinho dude instead? I know **** all about him but we could p!ss off half of Europe.

I'll never criticise neil allen again

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Was that KD we saw angling for a starting spot up front?

The Dubai Saints massive had a big night out last night. It was a bit different for us oldies - all Urban & Street Art. But really cool. Tigertranslate if it comes your way across the planet. (Very Social Media) Our Twitmeister was there in his work hoodie and being a TRUE LEGEND ensuring we had plenty of Complimentary beer tokens. As we arrived he introduced us to this chick - a fair fiteh (but not in the league of our own Hosties) chick was in charge of brand marketing for Tiger Beers. Anyway as she was introduced Twitmeister passed on the comment - Oh unfortunately she's a poopey fan... Seems refusing to shake her hand, instead grasping it by the wrist and inspecting it for webbing was not the PC thing to do. Gonna have to get some lessons from Tokes & Bearsy on street etiquette

No Chappers even AFTER the BJ I am NOT lending you my Iphone to check in online for your flight to LBA

Have heard very similar from the guys who come down here for the golf, so much they want to be able to say but they have their hands tied. (On a bigger picture not Saints related in this case although will check later next week) The only snippet I ever had was a simple one and been done to death on other threads which was the inadmissable in court stuff for 'Arry's trial, all anyone can ever say is that it was no surprise he never got the England job. But, you have to look at all the pics in training and the crossbar challenge Lickie Rambert stuff to see how "bothered" the team appear to be

That's why married women like it......

Nah can be done cheaper than that. Just get every radio or TV interview recorded with Rupert aim the speakers into the Halo balloon and enough hot air to keep it afloat for decades. Have to be careful though, could only play in snippets - don't want to get Flybe all upset by getting in the way of their planes

Oh Lord. WARNING! Lock up your women! Just noticed a new US TV series coming out. "The Carrie Diaries" Yup, it's a prequel to Sex & The City Just when they got over the whole Designer Clothes Mr Big thingy thing.

Well Crabby, today seems to have been a turning point in tsw. We seem to have migrated from being obsessed nutjobs/fans with an Everton are a bigger club than us complex, into becoming global leaders in the manipulation of Social Media. Take your story, post it to a separate web page (with links to your original) and it can be tomorrow's mission for our Transfer rumours team. Many of us follow reporters on Twitter and converse with them from time to time so it will be no hard job for us to fire links out there. Let's unleash the power of Saint Charlie's idea. Oh but first FFS can someone Duct tape MLG's hands AWAY from his keyboard for a few hours?

Hahaha Just had txt from non tsw mate in Southampton saying we must be bringing in two big names because SDR & Chappers are being shipped out

I just went to Costa Coffee. They are denying everything so must be true Great move for the lad deserves the chance to link up with NA again at the end of the season

This could work. All wearing those Romanesque Oak Leaves on their heads and Togas and handing out the scrolls to the media. Then that would let us bring in some nice polished marble in the Centre Cricle & replace the corner flags with some of those scroll topped pillars

So, we need an FM guru to go trawl the Coutinho stats and find someone near as dammit identical. Ain't rocket science Apparently

I still think the Tiger Woods Crazy golf in the Itchen has merit and I am sure Trousers will still have the plans for the Monkey Chicken Petting Zoo

I think a row of nice Chesterfield chairs in the Chapel would be nice. Maybe a recliner or two so us old farts with bad knees could put our feet up. Maybe a robot burger van bumbling up and down the steps at half time?

Somehow I feel happier now that Alps has blown in with his predictions. If only we could gamble down here, I'd have had a fiver on 6-0 to murray in the final set after that

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Oooh so tense will my dodgy stream hang on for this next game?

#noshame

TBH it says something about the level of intelligence of the Press in the UK if they are incapable of walking 20 metres into the Industrial Estate to ask for opinions of fans. And of course it was a Health & Safety issue at the Everton game. 1) It ensured that the reporters didn't get kicked to pieces by NC's Blackshirts 2) It protected the reporters from the possibility of catching man flu from a used hankie 3) It saved US from RSI having to first listen to and then type thousands of words about our Glorious Protest Organising Fans Spokespeople

So I simply ask a question wondering IF Ince's hamstring injury could have been an issue in their pursuit of Coutinho (I honestly thought most people would get the young players & Hamstrings & Liverpool link = Owen's early days) And woosh MLG decides I am talking about a different player, shoots and scores. Sorry MLG still love you