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Alex_OxChambo Alex Chamberlain Good to see Rickie Lambert and the Saints continue their good form... onwards and upwards! #Saints #Promotion 7 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply

It's the polite term We normally use Air - Screw

Almost as effective as a Flying Matress

Yeah Lee cracking shot & save and a penalty!

Hahaha Was once on EK when Hostie was using Mike right opposite to me while sat next to her buddy. Couldn't resist it. When they get to that bit "And if there is anything that I or my colleagues can do to make your flight more enjoyable, please let us know. At which point I said "Oh well, in that case a BJ would be nice" Oh how her mate ROFL'd the rest of her announcement was chortle splutter gulp. What we don't want to do now is to play this game in the Southampton half. Don't want to play too deep DM get's one

Actually, I think Eric did a lucky Cresta Run a few years back at HT Or was he suffering hallucinations from having to drink Lager?

Oh Did someone mention Trolley Dolly's? Gotta love what those airmiles get you

Yeah I wondered about that. Thought it was all Brass Bands oop that way

oooooh Lee over the bar from 10 yards shouldda scored

You can NAVIGATE Twitter? I thought it was stuck on everything Lee Westwood Matt Slater & Jordan Sibley type?

Right re-stocked. Done my bit & Re-Tweeted SRL Ordered dinner (that did NOT go down well) And a half time tactical change - grabbed some Patchi Chocolates from the fridge - yum yum

Well Watford is close to Luton Airport where all the cheapie flights go from. So it is clearly a local cheapie version of our more numerous Trolley Dolly sub-culture that we have down here. Trolley Dolly - the perfect female - has an attention span of two days.

No WAY - still got another Tinny yet as well as one on the bench. If the game was over I'd have to get off my ass & cook dinner Sitting guzzling is FAR more entertaining

Jeez no wonder the pitch is so bad taters are counting chickens

Correct. As our Centre Forward he would be more Central than on the right

2nd Can of Spitfire just easing into the glass. Lambo is not 100% since he came back on DM has to give us credit the way we are playing on the pitch

Lambo down heavily on left ankle Lallana off Hogg for Watford hurt his knee Pitch is a mare

Oh boy how simple was THAT! Lambo 2 in 24 mins

Bump boing bounce bobble hoof and a ROFLCOPTERS mistake by their big name Manure Keeper 1-0 to us.

Hahaha Out of absolutely nothing Rickie Scores

Oh so NOW you lot decide to do Blazing Hot. You couldn't have done it while I was there last weekend could you? Got bloody soaked outside SMS. Still back in Command Centre. Can of Spitfire already on the way down, and a couple keeping cool in my (specially imported) Tesco Keep Cool bag.

Dodgy pitch time peeps They play Rugby on it, so Nige expects bumpy and bobbly Hoofball time then

jordansibley Jordan Sibley West Ham dropping points vs Palace is a great result for us ahead of today's game. Fancy another big win to return to top in style

Beer at 7 quid a pint. Yeah sure that's gonna help And less of the abuse about our skiing as well

What did you expect? After all, it is really hard finding a parking space for your Caravan on a Saturday afternoon