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Love this comment on here http://www.caughtoffside.com/2009/12/23/premier-league-manager-caught-visiting-brothel-but-who-is-it/ Please note I ain't alleging only quoting a comment link about somebody who thinks... Which makes me convinced that it cannot be true as it is completely unbelievable.... That a Poopey fan could think.. Own up chaps, which one of you lot did it :-)

That's the spirit! Another Cyber Hero is born. Just make sure to take a web cam with you and post the link to the live stream.. Oh, on second thoughts maybe not

Salisbury have had financial problems, they'd benefit from the extra revenue. It would also serve the few right, let them sit in the feckin Tesco's traffic jam for an hour each way each week

Allegedly I could be referring to the size of the wad that my Girlfriend wants to spend on clothes & shoes while we are there :smt083

OK let's see if I get this straight. Someone is allegedly stitched up coming out of an alleged industrial unit in October A wise old alleged poster picks up a whiff of a scoop but mentions he has to shut up and give no alleged indication of anything A poster has an alleged mate who saw something at an alleged Industrial Unit and who alleges something may be forthcoming in an alleged publication A different publication alleges an allegation that allegedly didn't happen in October. Interesting, perhaps the alleged Industrial Unit offers special alleged PL manager group discount rates. Might help understand the alleged demise of alleged PL player Christmas roast dinner parties. Way to complex for me, I'm off to Bangkok for New Year to try and get my head around all of this

OK. I agree. I for one don't want PFC to go out of business, (although that is now looking more and more likely) hell that would mean they have an end point to their suffering. I think the few are right when they say that not many of them wanted us to go out of business, but that is being VERY pedantic, they REVELLED in seeing us suffer and never really made that distinction, AS LONG AS WE SUFFERED. What I really want to see is the train crash resolved but in such a way that they survive and can rebuild, not as AFC Porstmouth, but as they are with all their history intact and of course straight the way down to the BSQ. I don't hate them, I just have a firm belief in Karma, and it all serves them bloody well right. The point now however is that it's about all of us just being able to sit here and say ha fecking ha, you guys should have been a little less arrogant. You won't get sympathy because you all laughed at us all the way down, so don't come on here now expecting any. Revenge tastes so sweet.

That was supposedly agreed upon back in October at some weird secret meeting. I expect they now sit there and pray they go down of their own accord as every week the PR just gets worse for the PL as well. Pretty sure that unless they go down under their own steam, the lawyers at the PL will be digging through the financial irregularities rules with a fine tooth comb just in case somebody is worse than them this season and they don't go into admin. About time somebody in the media seriously questioned the role of Dave Richards at the PL in his introduction of Bin Trump to the club. Was it a conspiracy to make them crash quicker?

Holy Karp... If that had been written on here even most of us would have dismissed it as "Saints fan with Pompey grudge" coming up with unbelievable tales of doom, but the Telegraph? lol at the line about my old mate Sultan bin Trump what a perfectly typical Dubai businessman "falied to pay any bills in his tenure..." Disbarred allegedly proven fraudster accountants, Tax Evasions, it just keeps going on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on

After a roast, we often have a few Sprouts left over in the net bag and was looking for a way to use them up. They work really well in a Stir Fry, they don't get overcooked and add a great flavour to a Sweet & Sour. (Use Blue Dragon sauce not the bottled cr*p). Wouldn't do it every time but yummy

I followed full RTFM procedures, defrost in Fridge for 3.5 days. Sorted, now, once the Seaview Xmas party hangover allows my stomach to settle a bit should be able to get the giblets out. Frozen one was 2 quid a kilo. Fresh ones were about 150 quid a kilo. It's only the second Turkey I've ever cooked, decided to invest the savings in a round the world cruise for NYE. As it's now Christmas, off to get a fix of Snow later with coffee at Ski Dubai. Has to be done

Can't understand why you seem to be having so many problems. Seaview was fine this evening

Watched a really good movie on my flight back last week. It was called District 9. There was a whole bit in that about Prawn ****gers. When viewed in the "camp site" location that reminded me of parts of North End on a Saturday night, I must admit I did have a small smirk. If you ain't seen the movie you'll think I'm having a normal DP day. If you've seen it then

lol I have Sprouts Parsnips King Edwards, To help me roast them properly I have one 6X one ESB one London Pride and a case of Magners before starting on the NZ Marlboro Sauvignon Blanc Drove up to the hole in the wall in RAK - how funny that was driving through the Desert singing along to Merry Christmas Everyone by Slade after reading this thread and then hearing the news about the European Transport "collapse" - surreal. (a baking hot 28C today BTW) Anyway my lad now has 6 bottles of Vodka for his New Year's Eve party while we're away and they cost exactly 10 quid for the lot. Result - not only saved me a fortune, but that stuff should put him off booze for life. Kremlin Vodka, made in Dehli. Bless

lol a Gaydamark and explosive slipped into the same sentence

Good interview. Couple of important points that clearly had been forgotten about The mental side of football - motivation, mind sets etc now seem to have been realised and processes put in place. Probably a lot easier to do in an environment where professionals are allowed to do their job without "the boss" telling everyone what to do... The "British" aspect, that extra little bit of "aggression" making the training ground "unpleasant" a really big dig at the Dutch experiment. We moaned the players weren't fit and boy has AP & his team shown us what should have been done, Staplewood now sounds like it is a football training ground not a holiday camp. Everything is about giving us that extra edge, finding that "magical" 110% effort. Am liking it, I worry he will be too successful for us to hold onto and I worry about the depth of the squad and the work rate on Lambert, but this interview just helps set up a feeling of.... Merry Christmas everyone

Dalek was a true watershed episode. It had the twist where the Doctor was shown to be guilty of "Genocide" which knocked a whoole set of belief systems about Good & Evil, but also brought out a momentary return of the old "terror" that they Daleks induced back in the early days when we suddenly realised that running out from behnd the sofa and sprinting upstairs to hide wouldn't work as the Dalek levitated. The point is that the Doc is LIGHT entertainment. Torchwood made the effort to be a post watershed more "serious" product, but while really enjoyable got hung up on blokes snogging and dead men walking, and it was never possible to truly believe that so much stuff was happening in Cardiff. (I mean Cardiff IS a weird place at night, but..) As to the new Doctor? Well, when Eccelstone went, everyone who enjoyed the series said who the feck is David Tennant? And, to be fair, as long as the new bloke isn't another Sylvester McCoy, then Saturday night TV and my trips to the DVD shop will be fine. Let's face it, what is better, 40 minutes of light entertainment with the Doc or 3 hours of Jedward (and their future clones) dancing with stars or on Ice or in the Jungle or a in Big House on a Saturday night?

And, to be fair, not many of those here will be found sitting up on house bricks Hell, I loved my Cortina with it's rear spoiler & almost Starsky & Hutch stripe... those were the days. Heck, I even had an Allaggro.... Worrying.

Which is when they stop being a deterrent and are used as a sex aid..... To send them off to meet their Virgins before they get around to pushing their own button.

Here's a different angle, the series has become really popular world wide, it's on down here with Arabic sub-titles and locals now recognise my Doctor Who ringtone and laugh. Also, when I was first dating my current GF who's Polish, I was looking for some easy watching Brit TV type stuff to get the whole culture thing across. Dr Who Sooooo worked. Although personally it's not been the same since the days of wanting to do bad things with Rose Tyler. (Her words, not mine) The Doc's bus that got smashed up on it's way to the desert here for that special earlier in the year was parked close to my pad for weeks all bent and buckled before it was towed away to be scrapped, amazing how many locals stopped to have their photos taken with a tv star....

Oops. Easy mistake to make, but unfortunately the time is not far away when a first strike may actually be needed. Could be against the Israelis to stop them sending the Iranians off on one. Could be to take out Pakistan's bunkers once the loonies are ready to take over. Hell, the way you lot let many of the nutters in, you'll probably need them to take out the Al Qaeda global Nuke factory in a hurry in some part of Cornwall before too long There are way too many nutters around these days, the Yanks discovered sitting at home hiding from the nutters doesn't work. One thing living down here has taught many many people. It ain't gonna get any better

NO WAY.... Everyone knows that January is the most depressing month, let them last until a day after they sign their new great hope.

:smt046 :smt046 :smt046 :smt046 Only in America. priceless thx for that one Hammie!

Ah, must be the first time ever that Basingstoke has had something in common with the car park at Dubai Airport....... Although I doubt they leave the keys in over there

The man goes to Blighty and spends his days.... reading the weather forecast for Dubai No BBQ for us, we have proper nosh. Although the rain may put a dampner on the Sundowner Port & Stilton on Jumeirah Beach Butterball Turkey (2 quid a kilo) (4.75kg) Brussel Sprouts (50p a kilo) Parsnips (4 quid a kilo feck me) Ocean Spray Cranberry & Colemans Bread Sauce Roast King Edward Spuds (5 quid a kilo FFS) Bisto instant gravy granules. Lidl's Xmas Pudding Spinney's Mince Pies Now all I have to do is work out how the feck to cook it and how the feck 2 of us are gonna eat it. A few Jacobs Creek Chardonnay's should help as will my special Xmas present of a Bottle of Wadworth's 6X. Now get outside and do your work and rebuild the fecking Snowman we DEMAND a photo of him wearing a Dish-Dash

There, added the two last words to make it read properly :cool: