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5-1 All to play for

Stoke City FC ‏@stokecity Potters line up: Begovic, Cameron, Shawcross, Muniesa, Pieters, Odemwingie, Adam, Whelan, Assiadi, Walters, Crouch #scfc Subs: Sorensen, Wilkinson, Shotton, Palacios, Nzonzi, Ireland, Guidetti #scfc

@juventusfcen: New arrival @danistone25 speaks enthusiastically about his first week as a Juventus player. http://t.co/F0h3MRPYg5 http://t.co/CoHUo4ADML

Ian Abrahams ‏@BroadcastMoose Andy Carroll got a 3 game ban, while all this guy got was a sore ponytail, call that justice? pic.twitter.com/pMoMZmmN3P

http://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/458321/Weather-warning-Atlantic-storm-will-smash-into-Britain-and-devastate-southern-coasts

I don't think Papa John's shareholders will be quaking in their boots somehow... Portsmouth FC ‏@officialpompey @PapaJohnsUK’s #ScoreTwiceHalfPrice is back! If #Pompey score twice, fans will get 50% off EVERYTHING! T&Cs apply: http://bit.ly/15Xd1xL Pompey scoring twice....

Well, this is rather pleasant. A discussion about Gaston without the usual vitriol.

Met Office ‏@metoffice Amber and yellow warnings are still in place for today and tomorrow http://bit.ly/1ed1LTH #UKStorm pic.twitter.com/P3c6Ib9J3T

Ah, yes, I hadn't spotted Isgrove was also in the starting line up.

I think he was starting to show his value before he got injured, so, yep, I think he'll be an asset in our remaining 10 games or so.

Seager is on the bench for the U21s vs Arsenal this afternoon (and Reed in the starting 11) so, yep, looks like Isgrove will be on the bench.

It still wouldn't surprise me to see a Cortese led investor take over the club in the summer.

Nah, that can't be true.... It's just a delayed direct debit or sumfink, innit?

Works ok for me

Premier League ‏@premierleague The latest Barclays Premier League Fair Play Table is out - @LFC are just ahead of @Arsenal... http://bit.ly/FairPlayLg pic.twitter.com/B4exl7paRX

Frottage

I thought that happened regardless of what division they're in?

Isn't there some kind of rule about posting common sense and logic on this forum...?

Boruc Clyne - Fonte - Yoshida - Shaw Big Vic - Morgan Davis Lallana - JRod - Lambert Subs: Kelvin, Chambers, Hooiveld, Cork, JWP, Guly, Gallagher

I thought Barker said last week that he was now happy with the squad. Same old Pompey managers.... Saying one thing one minute and the complete opposite the next...

What a load of old w*** 21st century, my arse That is all.

Maybe some people think Carroll is good and some people think he's not very good. I can't see this different opinions malarkey catching on though.

Indeed. Quality > Quantity