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Does Turkish collect royalties from anyone plagiarising his copyrighted stock reply?

@pn_neil_allen: Do you know what, I haven’t done one of those #Pompey web chats for a while. So why not tomorrow at 1pm? Come and join the inevitable fun.

I thought that, but then remembered him saying in his post-signing interview that he was going to arrive on the pre-season training scene a few days ahead of everyone else so that he can familiarise himself with the set-up in order to hit the ground running on day 1. Maybe that was just a bit of small talk for the camera.

Couldn't see any sign of Lovren in that footage (?)

AFC Bournemouth ‏@afcbournemouth Real Madrid superstars Özil, Kaka and Ronaldo will grace the Goldsands Stadium on July 21st: http://bit.ly/120T2cM #afcb #realmadrid

Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC Want to take in our pre-season friendlies in Austria this month? We're currently looking into creating an official travel package. If you would be interested in heading to Austria with an official travel package, we want to hear from you! Get in touch. If you're interested in a potential trip to Austria, please email socialmedia@saintsfc.co.uk to make yourself known. We can only confirm a price for a potential official travel package once we've gauged interest, so drop us a line

Got a link to that please sir? Can't see anything on the Blick website

One of my favourite UK holidays a few years back was a drive up the east coast of England, stopping off at various B&Bs for a couple of nights each stay. It's a part of the country we'd never really been to before and on the surface it doesn't seem very fashionable but that's what appealed to us.... going to places that weren't over run by tourists. We started in Peterborough (yes, I did say it wasn't very glamourous!) but had a great day out in 'fenland' - there's a great archaelogical centre we went to near there. Our next stop up the east coast was Maplethorpe - not a lot to do in that area to be fair but good for coastal walks. Other stops along the way were Grimsby, Hull, Bridlington, Flamborough (bird sanctury), Scarborough, Robin Hoods Bay (the clovelly of the east...ish!) and Whitby. Loved Whitby - very picturesque around there. Next up Hartlepool (habour area is worth a visit). Then we headed up through Newcastle and on to Alnwick (Harry Potter castle), Dunstanburgh & Bamburgh (castles) and finally Holy Island/Lindesfarne. We also did something similar but on the west coast another year, covering Lake District down to South West Wales. I prefer moving around the country when on holiday in the UK rather than staying put in one place. The kids see it as a bit of an adventure too as you never quite know what the next place is going to be like.

Bournemouth appear to have trumped our pre-season headliner... AFC Bournemouth ‏@afcbournemouth BREAKING: @afcbournemouth will host Spanish giants @RealMadrid in a celebratory exhibition match on Sunday 21st July. #afcb #realmadrid

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http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/celtic/dad-is-the-word-as-wanyama-future-call-approaches-for-celtic-129196n.21495699

^This

^This

Rickie looking trim already

Don't you have a smirking ban in the workplace over there?

Try telling Alan Titchmarsh to grow some begonias on the moon.

"Hyperbole". Good word.

Or.... Maybe put things back to how they were before it started going slow? #callmeoldfashioned

@pn_neil_allen: Start of pre-season training for #Pompey at St John’s pitches tomorrow. I’ll be peaking through the bushes. Wonder if Kanu will turn up?

I probably like Russell Brand for the same reason I like Boris.

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Saw it today. Cracking film.