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Me too!

+10 obsessed nutjob points (or should that be -10 as this is the Pompey thread...?)

http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/guy-bury-are-dangerous-1119372.aspx Nice to see they're back into 'ready-made-excuses' mode although a shame they're yet to drop the 'opponents-cup-final' rhetoric...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/24552155 Our strength is in our attack? Maybe someone should tell him we've conceded 2 goals and kept 5 clean sheets so far this season...

Damn....bang goes my theory that you're Mr Cortese...

Alex Goring Crook ‏@alex_crook Pochettino refuses to comment on agent's claims he and Gaston Ramirez do not get along #saintsfc

Conference just started. Pochettino answers first question about Boruc in English: "Yes, he's OK".... much to the confusion of his interpretter

Pochettino says Boruc is fit to play Alex Goring Crook ‏@alex_crook Pochettino denied Boruc was ever injured #saintsfc

@SouthamptonFC: The manager has just confirmed to us that @Luke_shaw3 has recovered from the recent illness that kept him out of #SaintsFC's last game. @SouthamptonFC: Pochettino also says he is "surprised" by reports that Artur Boruc has an injury, adding that the goalkeeper has trained normally. #saintsfc Hoorah!

Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC You will be able to watch Mauricio Pochettino's pre-#MUFC press conference LIVE on http://www.youtube.com/SouthamptonFC just after 3pm BST. #saintsfc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sslBHa7_xg4

Brendon ‏@brendonvbone I see there's the usual load of mongoloids on @pn_neil_allen webchat today then Neil Allen ‏@pn_neil_allen Very tragic. Full of their own conspiracies which can be swatted away easily by facts - then they disappear. Neil Allen ‏@pn_neil_allen Once I outed the idiots they disappeared. Obsessed with the same few issues so very obvious. jay-r-72 ‏@jayr1972 @pn_neil_allen what's this companies house thing mate? Sj Maskell ‏@SjMaskell @jayr1972 @pn_neil_allen All money we owe (PCC, PFA, Robinson) is registered at companies house as debentures on the ground. Sj Maskell ‏@SjMaskell @jayr1972 @pn_neil_allen scummers seem to think it is a big deal - but we have already cleared one (PCC loan). mike fulcher ‏@mikefrompompey21h @SjMaskell @jayr1972 @pn_neil_allen they should spend a bit more time looking into their own debt! Obsessed and jealous

The Football League shouldn't have confirmed the date before they had a cast iron (contractually enforceable) agreement with the police. People's recourse for financial compensation is via the Football League. If the police broke their contract with the Football League then its up to the football league to make a third party claim from the police. The football league will no doubt point people at a "circumstances beyond control" in some small print somewhere but the fact of the matter is that this situation was completely avoidable and within their control. If people don't get any joy with compensation claims from the Football League then I'd suggest filing an on-line claim here: https://www.gov.uk/make-court-claim-for-money/court-fees

Dan Walker ‏@mrdanwalker Now this will annoy a lot of you but... it has become clear that there is more to this Hodgson story than meets the eye. Dan Walker ‏@mrdanwalker I am unable to relay the whole story but the 'truth', although not damning, is apparently different to what we are being told.

Ian Abrahams ‏@BroadcastMoose Anti-racism group Kick It Out has called on the FA to investigate a joke about a monkey in space made by England boss Roy Hodgson

Apart from the person in the changing room who supposedly went to The Sun...

There's still thyme to have another go

andros townsend ‏@andros_townsend I don't know what all this fuss is about. No offence was meant and none was taken! It's not even news worthy!

Sauce?

Send an invoice for compensation to the Football League.

This. The 'joke' is comparing levels of experience. It's nothing to do with comparing races.

Heart: yes Head: no

That's got to be worth at least one bite, surely?