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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E2Gy35REEo#t=875

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Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC Youngster @HarrisonReed_27 talks to Saints Player after signing a contract extension and making his first team debut. http://sfcne.ws/1avWnXd Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC VIDEO: @HarrisonReed_27 says making his first team debut at Barnsley last month was a great experience. http://youtu.be/vQFU3lkEpKg #saintsfc [video=youtube_share;vQFU3lkEpKg]

Off to see Mr Waters at Wem-ber-ley tomorrow.

http://m.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/ex-pompey-player-wrote-off-money-to-keep-club-alive-1-5472258

Are you related to Cork? 73% of your posts are about him.

Are you including "cumquat eating pigeon speaks Russian" in that assessment?

Indeed

He said "high street bank". Take 10 points off your IQ score.

Be prepaid to explain to customers why its taken them over 3 minutes and 16 recorded message menus to get through to a human being on an 0845 number

http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/hawks-loan-harris-1048847.aspx And he can't do that in League 2 because....? #sameoldpompey

http://www.player.portsmouthfc.co.uk/latest-news/article/3455660/date/20130912102400/page/0/name/Powered-by-the-People (needs Saints Player login) http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/powered-by-the-people-1048204.aspx

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/24046043

The FA ‏@FA #England captain Steven Gerrard looking forward to welcoming back strikers next month for more 'cutting edge' http://po.st/mxMTrr http://www.thefa.com/england/News/2013/steven-gerrard-rooney-sturridge-120913.aspx

If Cameron had tweeted about 9/11 he'd have got far more abuse than not.

You're in danger of pipping young Phil to the PTS cryptic post of the year trophy there... Anyone know what AA is up to these days?

Rhetorical question, but how did you know they had committed the crime? If they openly admitted it to you aren't you duty bound to report it? Don't you become an accessory to the crime if you conceal evidence that the person committed the crime?

@FA: Southampton striker Rickie Lambert up for the fight ro retain his England place http://t.co/nmgIPU2si9

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/10299665/Why-the-left-will-never-be-right-in-the-next-big-battle-over-living-costs.html

The first law of politics: take credit for something that goes well The second law of politics: don't take responsibility when it goes tits up.

@SouthamptonFC: Gaston Ramirez came on as a 71st-minute substitute as two late goals saw Uruguay beat Colombia 2-0 in a #WCQ overnight. #saintsfc

Not sure it's right to call Labour's banking knights of the realm "buddies". Most disrespectful...

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/international/ukraine-0-england-0-match-report-roy-hodgsons-labouring-men-draw-a-little-closer-to-brazil-8807584.html

@BBCFootball1: England player ratings v Ukraine: Do you agree with chief football writer Phil McNulty's England player rating... http://t.co/Q4bPeNVQGl